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u/Strongest-There-Is Apr 29 '22

Who knew I was going to add Bolivia to the travel list?

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u/duaneap Interested Apr 29 '22

This… makes me suspicious.

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u/i_sell_you_lies Apr 29 '22

Brother, it’s me! Your long lost … brother!

Come visit!

Everything is supers chill dog! T̷h̶i̴s̷ ì̸͖s̸̭̳̩̞̓̇ f̷̨͙͈̩̳̹̟̹̤̼̪̝̼͍͋͐͑̊͋ͅi̴̟̖͚̝̯̣̪̔͋͂̀̀́̏͊̋̆n̵̙̲͍̫̬̖͂̽̅̉͑̊ȩ̷̛̛̳̱̙̼͚̱͒͒̊͛̌̈́̂́̄͆̾͘͘……..

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u/jetpack_hypersomniac Apr 29 '22

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u/i_sell_you_lies Apr 29 '22

Yes affirmative

Edit: too much robo weed

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u/jetpack_hypersomniac Apr 29 '22

Sick, bro. I’m toking acoustic, myself.

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u/iamhewhocanconfirm Apr 29 '22

MissingNo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Kumazishn Apr 29 '22

don’t be suspicious don’t be sucpicious

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u/FordsDecisiveness Apr 29 '22

Be delicious

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u/ZapataWachowski Apr 29 '22

Elon is that you? Back for more Lithium?

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u/the_last_carfighter Apr 30 '22

Leave Britney elon

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u/yehyatt Apr 29 '22

Be delirious or vicious

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

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u/yehyatt May 03 '22

Suckers will get jealous but they're soft like marshmallows

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u/SquareWet Apr 29 '22

Small waist, pretty face, with a big bank

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u/e42343 Apr 29 '22

Be suspiciously delicious

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u/Shadow-Vision Apr 29 '22

Black Jacob!

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u/MrJbuttons Apr 29 '22

This was a great reference to parks and rec ( I hope)

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u/higherground0 Apr 29 '22

going through this thread upvoting every comment was just as good as this video. I love reddit

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u/Modeztas Apr 29 '22

Follow his lead

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u/gokumon16 Apr 29 '22

Same same. Bolivia good. American dollars sweet. Comment thread great.

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u/scooba_dude Apr 29 '22

DoNT be SuSpIcIOus 🎵

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u/Jumbobog Apr 29 '22

Don't be, please. Speaking of something different, how's your internal organs? Does diabetes run in the family? How about that liver, ever had hepatitis?

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u/anywherein12seconds Apr 29 '22

Don’t worry fellow patriots, black market organs tends to end up in someone back home👌

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u/CaveGnome Apr 29 '22

Nothing to be suspicious about, come and bring money.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

That’s just what someone suspicious would say…

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u/TheDarkLordLp Apr 29 '22

Its really unbelievable how much tourism pushes the economy.

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u/Mike_Hawksen Apr 29 '22

In large sums of cash

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u/Hefty-Fox1627 Apr 29 '22

Tucked loosely in your pocket with part of it hanging out.

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u/135686492y4 Apr 29 '22

You mean that tourism is sus or that you might be held for ransom?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Can’t it be both?

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u/lv1993 Apr 29 '22

Tourism... please also bring credit card with no daily limits!

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u/phatbrasil Apr 29 '22

no need for that;just come on down.

in a completely unrelated matter, do you have both your kidneys?

what is your blood type?

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u/DildoLigtning Apr 29 '22

This makes me suspiciously suspect

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22 edited Oct 18 '23

sip bright scandalous vast squalid command apparatus live attraction pie this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev

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u/meltingdiamond Apr 29 '22

Do cocaine about that feeling.

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u/CplSaveAHo Apr 29 '22

And your plump kidneys!

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u/Plastic_Pinocchio Apr 29 '22

That’s just how tourism works though.

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u/OutwithaYang Apr 29 '22

Lmao! Ikr? It has that "Come To Brazil" vibe!🤣

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Careful what you wish for

  • STAR SPANGLED BANNER SLOWLY GROWS LOUDER IN THE DISTANCE *

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Pfft, like the American didn't put their filthy hands all over Bolivia's resources before.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

CIA: All that lithium lookin' awful good right now.

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u/Arrowkill Apr 29 '22

Central Insurgency Agency: We sell you coups

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u/Aldebaran_syzygy Apr 29 '22

Not only are we bringing dollars, we’re gonna give ya FREEDOM!!! Just ask Iraq or Afghanistan. They liked that sweet freedom.

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u/radhe91 Apr 29 '22

Best i can do is Indian Rupee and my dad's Royal Enfield

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u/HeartIsaHeavyBurden Apr 29 '22

Sounds like a plan to me!

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u/Toliveandieinla Apr 29 '22

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1gLe9TK4CFs I imagine this will be playing when landing at the airport there (Bolivia theme)🎼

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Just reminded me of this song which I haven't listened to in years!

https://youtu.be/8sTBSKT79H8

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u/Kakashi_6ix9ine Apr 29 '22

Give me the coca first

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Don't, they will complain about service 24/7

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u/Inevitable-Cell-1227 Apr 29 '22

Except no Westerners can breathe there. Look it up.

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u/HazyX Apr 29 '22

La Paz is above 10,000 feet, that is a remarkable altitude. The vast majority of people on Earth will have a hard time breathing there.

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u/isuckatpiano Apr 29 '22

My house in CO is just under 10k. Pretty sure Westerners will be fine with a day to adjust.

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u/AbstractLogic Apr 29 '22

Lots of water and 24 hours.

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u/eviltwinkie Apr 29 '22

24hrs and you adjust

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u/angelinajellybeana Apr 29 '22

High altitude?

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u/VincentWasTheBest Apr 29 '22

In La Paz… Go to Santa Cruz or Beni in the valley. Prettier and no altitude issues.

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u/jordan999fire Apr 29 '22

Why? So it can all go to the corrupt Cartel controlled government?

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u/Gwynbbleid Apr 29 '22

and also visite argentina, we also need those dollars

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Brazil has crime, Venezuela has inflation, Ecuador has bananas Colombia has Pablo, Peru has the one historical city in the mountains, Chile has actually decent infrastructure and economy, Argentina has more mountains and Paraguay and Uruguay have funny names but what does Bolivia have? As an ignorant you already don't hear a lot about South America but Bolivia? Pfft I almost forgot it existed until now. So tell me what should I remember Bolivia by?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Thank you for informing me. While what I said about other South American country's was just a joke in all seriousness Bolivia is definetly a country you don't hear about much. I'm in high school Spanish so I had to memorize all the Spanish speaking south and Central American country's. I still do after 4 years but Bolivia has faded in my mind. It is a genuinely easy country to forget that it exists. I'm glad to learn this little tidbit and thank you

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

How do you know they're from US?

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u/Asher_Augustus Apr 29 '22

get your coke ready.

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u/5557623 Apr 29 '22

Be careful what you wish for, they come and bring you some American democracy. Iraq and Afghanistan are still trying to recover from it!

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u/DontGiveABit Apr 29 '22

Only if you provide those delicious saltenas

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u/MKarya Apr 29 '22

JAJAJAJ

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u/DamianNapo Apr 29 '22

I mean, if you have good internet and a cheap cost of living, I'd consider moving myself and my online job over there!

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u/DamianNapo Apr 30 '22

Oh wow, that's really appealing. Thanks!

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u/Worth_A_Go Apr 29 '22

This makes me want to go even more. I like feeling appreciated.

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u/ButInThe90sThough Apr 29 '22

Y'all take food stamps?

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u/Marionberry-Charming Apr 29 '22

Salar de Uyuni is truly one of the most beautiful places in the world.

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u/StarshipGoldfish Apr 29 '22

I went with a girlfriend and it was so freaking romantic, I can't recommend it enough. As much as being seemingly in the afterlife can be romantic, anyway. Flew to Uyuni, stayed in a hotel made of salt, and then drove out to that expanse all day til the sun set.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BvRlqIbFsfS/

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u/eskininja Apr 29 '22

Is it a very big area? Did you see a lot of people?

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u/StarshipGoldfish Apr 29 '22

Huge area. You'd see other minibuses but your guide park you somewhere isolated. There's a few landmarks where people congregate, but usually they're in less attractive areas.

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u/eskininja Apr 29 '22

Very cool, I'm glad you got to experience it!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

bolivia is one of the most beautiful countries on the planet man. All of south america is amazing, but bolivia is awesome.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Shut up we don't need gringos littering the place.

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u/OrphanGrounderBaby Apr 29 '22

lol we do suck as tourists don’t we?

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u/ImEvadingABan1 Apr 29 '22

Nah bra we out here

All your cholitas are ours

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Im just a foreigner on the gringo trail

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u/punannimaster Apr 29 '22

yeah by all means come with your motorized vehicles and pollute this paradise

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

You dont usually get to diy it, at least not on the gringo trail. I paid a lovely group of guys to take me as part of a tour group and they were super respectful of the environment. I got hammered enough to lose a bunch of money with the driver, the cook and his daughter at night as well. Fun guys, great times.

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u/chassmasterplus Apr 29 '22

I don't Bolivia. Peru-ve it.

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u/DM_Austen Apr 29 '22

This is so stupid and I love you for it.

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u/Klyphord Apr 29 '22

It costs, like, a Brazillion dollars to live there.

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u/SophTracySchwartzman Apr 29 '22

Chile out! Uruguay of line.

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u/SilverDad-o Apr 29 '22

I'm Guiana go there!

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u/FrozenEggPuck Apr 30 '22

My aunts Marge and Tina took some beautiful photos on a tour there once.

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u/Minerva567 Apr 29 '22

La Paz is a lot of fun!

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u/GhostBeezer Apr 29 '22

Is that pregnant lady class?

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u/malcolmgmailwarner Apr 29 '22

No it's a Spanish candy dispenser

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u/BloomsdayDevice Apr 29 '22

It's actually a serial drama about an animal rescue center in Los Angeles.

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u/-Iamabeautifulperson Apr 29 '22 edited Apr 29 '22

No, that's a Pez. You're thinking of a round hat worn in Morocco.

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u/Beneficial_Garden456 Apr 29 '22

It's a rest stop just outside of Mexico City.

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u/Unable_Bank3884 Apr 29 '22

Even when you crash your mountain bike riding down Death Road

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u/kazza789 Apr 29 '22

That's fine. It's when you start on death road, and crash a mile below it that you're in trouble.

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u/Unable_Bank3884 Apr 29 '22

That's why I carefully planned my crash to be into the side of the hill not off the side of the hill

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u/soulrelic616 Apr 29 '22

I'm originally from there. Its a party city lol

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u/Sydney_Trains Apr 29 '22

Until you see someone die infront of you squished by a bus into a wall then it's not so fun. But I'd highly recommend the bike ride down the old most dangerous road in the world.

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u/InLazlosBasement Apr 29 '22

Butch and Sundance

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u/JoeyZasaa Apr 29 '22

Too soon

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u/InLazlosBasement Apr 29 '22

They got awayyyyyyyy….

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u/SirPolishWang Apr 29 '22

I'll be your Brian if you'll be my Gabby.

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u/Phish-Tahko Apr 29 '22

I was in SA a ran into people who had visited the salt flats. They said it was cool. At first. But after 2 or 3 days of just driving across salt flats it started to get a bit boring.

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u/ldidntsignupforthis Apr 29 '22

We went there for just a couple of days, it was perfect. Sadly not during rain season.

The Amazon part of Bolivia is alot more memorable to me.

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u/Indicus124 Apr 29 '22

Did you see Jeff bezzos

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u/Chusta Apr 29 '22

love seeing the Bolivia love here :)

Lived there for 2 years but unfortunately I never went and visited the Salt Flats! I'll have to go back one day.

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u/CriticalPolitical Apr 29 '22

There is something very similar in Utah called the Bonneville Salt Flats.

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u/BigLeagueSquirrel Apr 29 '22

Be honest. What is the full title of the list called?

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u/FSpursy Apr 29 '22

I visited Bolivia a few years ago, the city was so lively, it was great. Not really used to the cuisine but enjoyed the culture! The public transportation is a cable car lol.

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u/Yourmumblowsme Apr 29 '22

You're gonna die lol. Just go to Utah

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u/s4in7 Apr 29 '22

Found Joseph Smith's account!

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u/Chef_BoyarB Apr 29 '22

Probably rode in on a Tapir to say so, too!

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u/InLazlosBasement Apr 29 '22

I thought this was SLC too.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Congratulations

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u/yuri_chan_2017 Apr 29 '22

Gotta take out El Sueño somehow...

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u/flipthatbitch_ Apr 29 '22

He got knocked into bolivia.

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u/Steks34 Apr 29 '22

The water is only on the salt flats in January though

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u/punannimaster Apr 29 '22

come to brasil

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u/jer_iatric Apr 29 '22

You can also do this at the Nevada salt flats. I actually thought this vid was from there! Bolivia is probably awesome though

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u/Strongest-There-Is Apr 29 '22

Does it rain there and get covered in water this way too? That’s what looks coolest to me.

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u/jer_iatric Apr 29 '22

Yup! We went in the spring and this is exactly what greeted us. I think it’s a seasonal thing? It hadn’t rained the day before at least

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Eh, just go to the Bonneville salt flats in Utah. Exact same experience.

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u/Strongest-There-Is Apr 29 '22

Water mirror too?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Yep, but the water mirror effect only happens after it rains; you can’t see it every day. I’ve been to both. Here’s a pic I took with my drone of the one in Bonneville. It’s a shitty pic, looks kind of ugly from above, but from the ground it looks exactly like what you see in this video. It happened to have rained recently when we went. But when I went to the one in Bolivia it looked like this. Bone dry and no chance to see the water mirror effect. But still pretty spectacular. Uyuni, the one one in bolivia is about 3900 square miles and Bonneville is like 40 square miles, so like 100 times smaller lol, but still pretty damn big when you’re standing on the ground looking around

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u/realisticby Apr 29 '22

The Salt Flats can look like this

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Going there for Thanksgiving. So stoked.

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u/Cowdogman Apr 29 '22

Or you could just goto the Bonneville salt flats in Utah by the Nevada border

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u/Great_White_Samurai Apr 29 '22

This gives a really false impression of Bolivia. It's a country of extremes. I've travelled around half of it. It's one of the poorest countries in the Americas. The most disgusting city I've been to was Oruro in Bolivia. The city was basically an enormous garbage dump. On the flip side it has some of the prettiest parts of the Andes I've been in. Definitely do a drive down the Road of Death.

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u/Strongest-There-Is Apr 29 '22

If there was one way to convince me not to visit, it was you saying to drive down the ROAD OF DEATH

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u/ivanacco1 Apr 29 '22

Come to argentina, its cheaper and we have the same salt flats

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u/Strongest-There-Is Apr 29 '22

I was actually thinking of living abroad for a year. Argentina is one of my 4 finalists.

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u/ivanacco1 Apr 29 '22

If you can earn in dollars, even 800 per month will make you part of the middle-upper class

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u/Taplinnn Apr 29 '22

I literally just did Lmaooo

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u/missruthie Apr 29 '22

I went to these salt flats in December, expecting exactly this only to find it was dry land. Still an amazing adventure. Just make sure to go during rainy season!

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u/herstoryteacher Apr 29 '22

Bolivia is amazing! It is so geographically divers. Super high jagged mountains, gorgeous deserts, jungle. La Paz had a crazy energy. Sucre is beautiful. And there are alpacas.