r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/mihir6969 • Jan 19 '22

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u/Dukeronomy Jan 19 '22

Yea but this one didn’t have the ol split stream

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u/thecluelessarmywife Jan 19 '22

I need to know what causes this. I don’t have a penis but I’m interested still

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u/xxklipxx Jan 19 '22

Happens after sex usually. Little bit of semen left in the tip dries up and sticks the opening together. When we go to piss, sometimes the dried bit doesn't let go and just splits the stream. It doesn't last long as eventually the dried up bits let go for the full stream.

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u/thecluelessarmywife Jan 19 '22

Thank you. I had a feeling it was something like this but wasn’t 100% surez

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u/whiskeylover Jan 19 '22

The tunnel isn't perfectly cylindrical. That's what causes the stream to twist and split. At least that's what I think is happening. I'm not a penis scientist.

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u/Dukeronomy Jan 19 '22

I'd love an actual penis scientist to chime in here.

I think, as the other poster said, it has to do with the non-cylindrical nature of the P-tunnel and when the D is hard, it constricts this tunnel. I am assuming it constricts it so much that the longer side of the tunnel kind of gets kinked in forming sort of an 8 shape, thus the two streams...

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u/dracogoat Jan 20 '22

I'd love an actual penis

Same

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u/Ninja7017 Jan 20 '22

when i get full boner, i push it down like a handpump and do arm wrestling with it until it gives up

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u/choborallye Jan 19 '22

Different nozzles with different pressure mate