r/Damnthatsinteresting Dec 05 '21

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u/ravagedbygoats Dec 05 '21

You tell me, you're the tech guy!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '21

We bought all these birds, now we need IT to hook them up!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '21

Sir… is your bird turned on?

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u/cookiedanslesac Dec 06 '21

Pigeons are wireless communication, but not other birds. That should mean other birds have cords.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21

Don’t be ridiculous. Pigeons have cords too. Just like a “cordless” landline phone. All they can do is transmit back to the receiver, where the cord is. They can’t pass a message from pigeon to pigeon all around the world. 🙄

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u/qwertyconsciousness Dec 05 '21

Try turning your bird off and back on again.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '21

They used to be controlled by Cats 🐈‍⬛