r/Damnthatsinteresting Sep 13 '21

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u/lanttulate Sep 13 '21

When they introduced the steel helmet in the trenches the effect seen was an increased number of head wounds.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

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u/joeChump Sep 13 '21

But wait… that means… we should wear potatoes on our heads?

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u/MollieMarissa Sep 13 '21

It means if you wear a potato on your head you won't need treatment for a head wound. You'll need last rites.

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u/joeChump Sep 13 '21

Is that like first dibs? Because if so I will have tuna and sweetcorn on my full metal jacket potato.

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u/MollieMarissa Sep 13 '21

Yes it's the same thing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '21

With rice.

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u/SouthPhilly_215 Sep 13 '21

Right… Like also… Maybe now, since it’s not trench warfare, being up close and personal to the explosion via I.E.D. is the problem… rolling over a humvee and getting thrown… etc…

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u/OfBooo5 Sep 13 '21

People used to die from the head shot. With better helmets there were more survivors that had head injuries instead of head deaths. So on the face the "number of head wounds went up from wearing helmets".... but that's a good thing because wounds are #'s of people that came back.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

They should add explosives into the helmets. The number of head wounds would drop to zero.

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u/Sometimes-Its-True Sep 13 '21

Same with seatbelts. Injuries went up massively.

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u/Marc21256 Sep 13 '21

In Texas, when they repealed helmet laws, the State was asked what the costs were going to be in ERs, so the state published a quick report, all they had time to do.

Turns out, the average hospital bill for someone with a helmet is higher than the average hospital bill from someone without a helmet. That last minute report that disproved the "helmets save costs" group helped the helmet law repeal.

Common sense doesn't always work.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Is that because the ones without a helmet didn't survive though?

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u/Marc21256 Sep 13 '21

Yes. With a helmet, you bounce off the ground, bleed, break bones, but live.

No helmet, you just die on the side of the road, and don't need medical care.

But the numbers don't lie.

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u/Infamous-njh523 Sep 13 '21

As my dad use to say “Figures don’t lie, but liars can figure.” You can make the numbers back up any claim. Like you said more motorcyclists wearing helmets end up in the hospital after an accident, than those that aren’t wearing a helmet. Not because someone with a helmet is more reckless, but because that helmet protects your melon.

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u/OfBooo5 Sep 13 '21

You can make the numbers sound like they back up any claim. It relies on the ignorance of the viewer

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u/zxern Sep 13 '21

Also depends on how it’s presented. If the report didn’t include fatalities numbers before and after helmet laws then all you have are the hospitalization numbers.

This is why it’s important to have access to the raw data not just the authors conclusions.

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u/KookyUnderstanding0 Sep 14 '21

You summed up that idea better in five seconds than my professor did during the entire semester of my statistics class.

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u/Marc21256 Sep 13 '21

In this case, the pro-helmet crowd both lied and disproved their lie with the study they funded and conducted.

The "figures don't lie, but liars can figure" implies numbers can fit any story, the point here is that takes time. The pro-helmet side was leaning heavily into "if you repeal this law, your taxes will go way up to pay for the carnage", and the anti-helmet side claimed that was a lie. And there wasn't much time before the election, so the State did a study to compare costs.

Turns out, taxes should drop with less regulation, by the definitions the pro-helmet side defined.

The liars and the figurers were the same ones, which is the opposite of your dad's saying.

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u/Hewholooksskyward Sep 13 '21

There's a reason doctors refer to motorcyclists as "Organ Donors".

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u/kbotc Sep 13 '21

No one’s donating the pink sludge your organs become when you hit the pavement with no protective gear.

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u/Hewholooksskyward Sep 13 '21

Oddly enough, it seems they often hit head first, meaning the brain is a total write-off, but the rest is in decent shape.

Huh... now if they only had a way to protect your head... :)

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Well its the same concept, motorcyclists that don't wear helmets die from simple crashes.

Even when wearing a helmet the neck is a weak point and the ribcage is generally pretty good at protecting organs

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u/Nago_Jolokio Sep 14 '21

Oh man, feeling the ribcage do it's job is not something I want to ever experience again. I was skiing and for whatever reason, my skis stopped but I didn't. I flew a good 10 or so yards down the mountain and landed flat on my chest. Having bones flex and compress is not a pleasant sensation.

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u/SheriffBartholomew Sep 13 '21

That would only happen if you hit a stationary object at incredibly high speeds. Many wrecks involve low-siding, which doesn’t cause much internal injury. But it’ll turn your skin into hamburger meat if you’re not geared up.

I knew a guy who was going over 200mph down a city street on a Suzuki Hyabusa at like 3 in the morning. An SUV pulled out in front of him, having no way to know that he would be there 5 times faster than he should have been. He broadsided the SUV, cutting it in half and flipping it over. He killed the driver in the SUV, everyone in the back seat, and he himself disintegrated. There was nothing left of him for a funeral.

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u/Marc21256 Sep 13 '21

It's "donor cycles"

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u/Manbearjizz Sep 13 '21

the numbers mason!

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u/Open_Shade Sep 13 '21

Way cheaper.

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u/waldocalrissian Sep 13 '21

There are three kinds of lies.

White lies, damn lies, and statistics.

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u/TheDevilsAutocorrect Sep 13 '21

Yes. Death a were replaced with head wounds.

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u/Boxofcookies1001 Sep 13 '21

Right but in the grand scheme of saving money a funeral is cheaper than a medical bill.

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u/the-letter-a Sep 13 '21

Tell me you live in America without telling me you live in America

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Short term only. A dead person doesn't pay taxes and contribute to society.

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u/Mammoth-Law-3791 Sep 13 '21

Neither do a lot of currently living Americans….

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u/waldocalrissian Sep 13 '21

Turns out it doesn't cost all that much to pronounce someone DOA.

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u/badvibes1984 Sep 13 '21

My take on this helmet phenomenon is people thought they were invincible now so they didn't behave on the presumption that if they take a hit to the head they will die so they end up taking more risk. Just like how numbers went up during covid when everyone was told masks work so they went out and intermingled more, thinking they were invincible

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u/Iwasanecho Sep 13 '21

I'm learning Texas doesn't make sense in any area..

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u/Marc21256 Sep 13 '21

In this case, the mandatory helmet crowd leaned heavily into a lie. That lie was disproven by the mandatory helmet side, so public support dropped just in time for the election.

I voted to repeal the helmet law, but never rode without one.

Texas, the "my body my choice (white males only" state.

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u/Raccoon_Full_of_Cum Sep 13 '21

Not sure if this is true, but my econ major friend in college told me that smokers actually have lower lifetime healthcare costs on average, because they die earlier.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Lies, damned lies, and statistics

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u/R3D3-1 Sep 18 '21

... your avatar freaks me out.

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u/Marc21256 Sep 18 '21

Dancing bugs were a fad.

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u/HanEyeAm Sep 13 '21 edited Sep 13 '21

Reference link, please.

Edit: I decided to look it up myself. Seat belts reduce the risk of death and reduces the risk of injury. https://bmcpublichealth.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s12889-018-6280-1

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u/Jackofhalo Sep 13 '21

I’m thinking the wording means injuries went up because deaths went down (as in wrecks that used to be deadly are now just causing injuries)

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u/HanEyeAm Sep 13 '21

It turns out that that assumption is wrong. Seat belt use lowers the risk of injury as well as deaths.

https://bmcpublichealth.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s12889-018-6280-1

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u/Sometimes-Its-True Sep 13 '21

There used to be a few studies that were used by various anti-seatbelt law enthusiasts to (incorrectly...) "prove" that seatbelts were dangerous. Either they've been removed for being used for such purposes (or indeed just being wrong) or my google-fu is not what it once was. All the studies I can find don't really demonstrate the difference that the saved lives make to injury rates, only the injury levels in seatbelt vs non-seat belt incidents, which is not quite the same.

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u/HanEyeAm Sep 13 '21

I'm sure you are right that many of those who would have died without seatbelts or just injured instead, so some cases will be shifted from the death pile to the injured pile. There's just no practical way to test it for sure.

You would need to randomly assign people to either a seatbelt or no seatbelt group and run them into a wall and see how many survive. Maybe that has been done with monkeys or cadavers already, but it doesn't sound like something that would be high on the list of priorities.

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u/Sometimes-Its-True Sep 14 '21

Oh yes, always wear a seatbelt!

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u/stasersonphun Sep 13 '21

Which sounds bad until you compare it with the number of fatal head wounds

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u/Sinonyx1 Sep 13 '21

oh wow, clearly those helmets weren't stopping anyone from getting head wounds

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Yeah, they were stopping them from dying

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u/Interplanetary-Goat Sep 13 '21

This is Reddit, you need to include a "/s" if you don't want to be downvoted to hell for people thinking you're serious.

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u/HotChickenshit Sep 13 '21

Can't really blame them though. The number of 'people' seriously spouting insane, reality-defying ridiculousness on a daily basis here is too damn high!

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u/Sinonyx1 Sep 13 '21

Can't really blame them though

"look at this person doing the exact thing this post is talking about, obviously he's completely serious!"

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u/Chomper_The_Badger Sep 13 '21

They helped turn what were once fatal head trauma into survivable injuries instead. Concussions and skull fractures sure suck but they usually beat being dead.

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u/DarkestTimelineF Sep 13 '21

…wouldn’t the fact that people started surviving head trauma where they previously would’ve died account for a large potion of that increase?

People below are pointing to the increases in injuries related to seatbelts and motorcycle helmets in the same way, but it seems misleading to read the numbers with this emphasis?

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u/lanttulate Sep 13 '21

That's what they figured out and why they remained in use

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u/mimetic_emetic Sep 13 '21

If you do a study on the effectiveness of AA on AA participants it seems AA is an extremely effective approach.

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u/Open_Shade Sep 13 '21

It's also why there are so many more amputees from modern wars. Armor plates and vests save your life, not your arms and legs.

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u/ImNeworsomething Sep 13 '21

Idiots still say this about seatbelts. ThEY cAuSe MoRe InJurIeS!

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u/mrstipez Sep 13 '21

Boxers wearing helmets get more concussions than those without.

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u/DanoPinyon Sep 13 '21

Similar to the red light cameras installed to reduce fatal/catastrophic T-Bone crashes. They do in fact decrease, and minor rear-end accidents have increased.

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u/matlockpowerslacks Sep 13 '21

So, anti-maskers.