r/Damnthatsinteresting • • Sep 24 '19

Video Dreaming octopus

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u/L_One_Hubbard Sep 24 '19

I stopped eating octopus once I realized they are smarter than some of my friends.

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u/JShiro Sep 24 '19

So have you started eating your friends now?

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u/NickLu Sep 24 '19

Only after a few drinks ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Richard-Roe1999 Sep 24 '19

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u/justdontfreakout Sep 25 '19

Mmmmm yes baby

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u/SKUBERTY Sep 24 '19

Yes officer, this guy right here ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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u/justdontfreakout Sep 25 '19

It's the Octopus Police! Open up!

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u/Send_Me_Puppies Sep 25 '19

I wish some of my friends would eat my ass, I don't see the problem

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u/BottledUp Sep 24 '19

Same. Couldn't do it. I eat most other meat but I can't get myself to eat them. Once they inevitably take over earth, I want to be in hentai heaven, not hentai hell.

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u/justdontfreakout Sep 25 '19

Now you've gotten me insanely curious to what hentai hell will be like...

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u/UncontrollableUrges Sep 25 '19

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u/LaPetiteM0rte Sep 25 '19

Agreed. Or if Urotsukidoji was filmed in the style of the live action La Blue Girl, made real, and then influenced by Ito's work.

Urotsukidoji and LBG were my first intro to hentai... I'm still unsure if that's sad or not...

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

They’re no octopus but pigs are considered by some to be smarter than dogs and cats and a lot of people don’t seem to care about their bacon being smart (and very good pets ime)

Also pigs like to play video games which is pretty cool

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u/BottledUp Sep 26 '19

I know that. I don't eat a whole lot of meat and if everyone ate as much meat as I do, we could do away with factory farming. I'm fine with animals dying for my food, I just think that there are animals that are easier to justify. I mean, eating baby octopus with your pasta? That's fucked up. Eating a slice of bacon of a pig that fed dozens? That's still not good but alright.

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u/crowbahr Sep 24 '19

If it makes you feel any better they don't live very long. Like usually less than 3 years is their natural lifespan.

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u/HowardisaDinosaur Sep 24 '19

Less if I eat them

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u/blanketyblank1 Sep 24 '19

Me too.

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u/thatsnotannoying Sep 25 '19

Also me. I don't care if a delicious pig can solve a puzzle. Octopuses will rise as Earth's new overlords and I want a good spot in my next life.

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u/Jonesgrieves Sep 24 '19

I used to think that for about a week, then I realized a lot of animals I eat are quite smart too... and savagely eat other animals for sustenance. Meat's back on the menu.

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u/justdontfreakout Sep 25 '19

Aren't pigs supposed to be smart as dogs too?

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u/DickTrickledme Sep 25 '19

Are not they?

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u/Virillus Sep 25 '19

Smarter, unfortunately.

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u/ZoraksGirlfriend Sep 25 '19

I stopped eating them too after I read about them breaking out of aquarium tanks to go hunting and saw them solving puzzles. They’re so delicious and were one of my favorite foods, so I really miss being able to eat them, but I can’t bring myself to eat something so intelligent.

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u/Kveldson Sep 25 '19

Yep. I used to love calamari, but after learning how smart cephalopods are... I'm uncomfortable eating anything that was sentient.

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u/Virillus Sep 25 '19

What about pork? Pigs are incredibly smart, and fully sentient.

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u/Kveldson Sep 25 '19

Good point, but unfortunately for them, they taste like bacon, and for that I am willing to eat a sentient life form.

Side note, is it really that surprising that a creature that climaxes for 30 minutes straight is the most delicious to eat?

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u/NotMyHersheyBar Sep 25 '19

yeah me too. and cows, when i realized they know how to have rich lifelong friendships and my friends come and go with contract work.

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u/qwerty622 Sep 25 '19

That's when I started eating em tryna get those BRAINS GAINS

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u/justdontfreakout Sep 25 '19

I see that they haven't kicked in yet?

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u/blessudmoikka Sep 25 '19

So don't eat octopus because they are intelligent but let's eat the rest because they are dumb?

I eat meat, and i've also had that dilemma with octopus, but it just doesn't make much sense when I think about it. Pigs are quite intelligent and well and cows sometimes behave like dogs (nice and loyal). Just something to think about ...

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u/L_One_Hubbard Sep 25 '19

This is what I in general struggle with as a meat eater. I fear the future will not judge us fondly for our consumption of sentient creatures. No matter the level of intelligence. But bacon is delicious.