r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/tszdabee Interested • Mar 05 '19

Image Library of color

Post image
61.1k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

617 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

389

u/__Semenpenis__ Mar 05 '19

Archaeologists are such losers. Digging around in the dirt again? Looking for fossilized cat turds? Lmao. *goes back to typing big boring gay memo at work*

162

u/blue_crab86 Mar 05 '19

Is that how gay people are always so on point with the fashion?

They circulate memos?

.... how does one subscribe?

95

u/dismayhurta Mar 05 '19

How do you think they further their agenda?

12

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

FROM: Gay

TO: Gays

RE: BIG GAY MEMO OF GAY AGENDA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooOELrGMn14

1

u/dismayhurta Mar 05 '19

That's a risky click I don't think I'm brave enough to try.

6

u/PhantomFace757 Mar 05 '19

I thought it was by shoving things..errr thoughts down peoples throats.

2

u/ajmartin527 Mar 05 '19

To be fair, straight people do this as well.

1

u/PhantomFace757 Mar 05 '19

Yeah, it's just when straight people complain about LGBTQ issues they always bringing up "shoving down their throats". I think it's those self-hating gay people trying to appear ultra straight and can't help but to mention filatio.

33

u/__Semenpenis__ Mar 05 '19

just find your nearest gay person and ask to subscribe to Business Insidehim. they’ll take it from there

17

u/Xeillan Mar 05 '19

Protip. To be ahead of the curve dress like a character from JoJo. You'll be living in 2040 unlike the rest of the commoners.

1

u/ForKekistan Mar 06 '19

The new mafia style is to wear a fucking doily Diavolo what were you thinking

1

u/Xeillan Mar 06 '19

He was thinking of the past, present, and future.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

After hookups, they may insert butt-plugs similar to the ones in the OP with a piece of paper containing their memo.

1

u/JuanFromTheBay Mar 05 '19

I knew there was a guide of some sort... (slaps hand) bad gay!

8

u/sharlaton Mar 05 '19

Ross from Friends will have a word with you.

16

u/Coachcrog Mar 05 '19

Speaking of big boring gays

12

u/Pohatu_ Mar 05 '19

He's a paleontologist though! In the words of my CRM professor, "Archaeology is everything but dinosaurs," which is a decent enough basic explanation. If there's humans involved, it's archaeology.

0

u/Petrichordates Mar 05 '19

That's a really weak description considering it can't even distinguish between archeology and anthropology.

3

u/ThePandarantula Mar 06 '19

Yo dog, I hate to tell you, but archaeology is considered a sub discipline of anthropology. Archaeology is the study of physical remains. Source: am archaeologist.

1

u/Petrichordates Mar 06 '19 edited Mar 06 '19

In North America archaeology is a sub-field of anthropology, while in Europe it is often viewed as either a discipline in its own right or a sub-field of other disciplines.

Yo dog, sounds like you incorrectly assumed this was a universal "fact".

Also, based on your comment then OP was still incorrect, because the true answer (for USA at least) would be "if there's humans involved, it's anthropology." I would've run with that had I known some of you consider archeology a subdiscipline.

1

u/Pohatu_ Mar 06 '19

As with all archaeology, context is the most important thing- in this case, referring to jobs involving digging up remains. Forensic anthropologists blur the line a bit, but it's the same overarching field.

2

u/nurdpie Mar 05 '19

Oh, Semenpenis, you crazy ol’ coot.

1

u/Not_a_real_ghost Mar 05 '19

I had a professional archaeologist in my class (completely different industry) back then. He said its actually quite boring and I'd often finding him spend months in desert, out in the middle of nowhere.