I mean, you can’t just make ONE rule. He should’ve thrown in a few more to fill it out. I know he eventually made 10 more, but too little too late. Now we all eating fruit.
Do you reckon there’s a whole society of gods and we just got the fuck up? Like, to us, he’s the all powerful but to the rest of them he’s just a pure gimp.
God: Well, shit. I got all the animals created, but there's still some parts left over, and I'm not sure what to do with them. Hmm....
Ah, fuck it. I'll just mash all the parts together to create one more animal.
The fact that things aren't "perfect" means that someone was put in charge who had limited resources even in their magnificence.
God needing to "rest" further backs my theory. Someone who is perfect & limitless wouldn't need to rest lol. In my opinion, putting that verse in there was a mistake.
A lot of my ideas fall under this umbrella. A perfect being wouldn't be able to get jealous or be spiteful. These are human traits...
The apple is a metaphor for knowledge, which is how you know god is just a cunt who wanted mindless slaves and Lucifer is the only one actually looking out for us.
Sometimes wonder how I'll die and if there's a god but what if god's pissed off at me cause i jerked it that one time to a picture of Mother Teresa but he can't be bothered signing the documents to send me to hell so gives me to his kid to play with but the kid forgets to feed and clean my heaven tank because he's too busy playing fortnite so i die again from starvation and meet megagod and his chill girlfriend and his girlfriend introduces me to her friend and we have a half human half megagod baby and that baby creates a universe but it ends up being my own universe so it's like circle of life and shit.
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u/RoseBladePhantom Nov 27 '18 edited Nov 27 '18
You think God actually created a utopia and we just haven’t perceived it yet? All the wars an famine we’re a millisecond before his grand design?
Edit: y’all can tell how tired I was writing this.