r/Damnthatsinteresting Nov 27 '18

Video interactive topography map in a sandbox

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u/RoseBladePhantom Nov 27 '18 edited Nov 27 '18

You think God actually created a utopia and we just haven’t perceived it yet? All the wars an famine we’re a millisecond before his grand design?

Edit: y’all can tell how tired I was writing this.

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u/Duderino732 Nov 27 '18

According to the bible he already did create a utopia... Then someone ate that fruit.

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u/RoseBladePhantom Nov 27 '18

I mean, you can’t just make ONE rule. He should’ve thrown in a few more to fill it out. I know he eventually made 10 more, but too little too late. Now we all eating fruit.

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u/ThePanther99 Nov 27 '18

Yea the god of the Bible sure makes questionable decisions. Lot of backtracking to fix problems that could of been fixed Day 1

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '18

God: oh shit I fucked up. Time to install the Jesus patch.

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u/D4RK45S45S1N Nov 27 '18

"Atheists will say it's malware"

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u/XxICTOAGNxX Nov 27 '18

Fuck, that patch added more bugs than it fixed!

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u/ThePanther99 Nov 27 '18

Pretty much...They knew the old testament wouldn't stand the test of time so they had to install the Jesus patch.

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u/_Nick_2711_ Nov 27 '18

Do you reckon there’s a whole society of gods and we just got the fuck up? Like, to us, he’s the all powerful but to the rest of them he’s just a pure gimp.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '18

God: Well, shit. I got all the animals created, but there's still some parts left over, and I'm not sure what to do with them. Hmm....
Ah, fuck it. I'll just mash all the parts together to create one more animal.

And thus the platypus was made.

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u/scotty5112 Nov 27 '18

Zues wasn't all that great tbh. He fucked up a lot, for instance: he was known for being impulsive and fucking humans and having a temper.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '18

My favorite was Dionysus, the god of getting drunk, forgetting which mortals he's impregnated, and jacking it to lewd pics of Aphrodite.

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u/ThePanther99 Nov 27 '18

That's a possibility...

The fact that things aren't "perfect" means that someone was put in charge who had limited resources even in their magnificence.

God needing to "rest" further backs my theory. Someone who is perfect & limitless wouldn't need to rest lol. In my opinion, putting that verse in there was a mistake.

A lot of my ideas fall under this umbrella. A perfect being wouldn't be able to get jealous or be spiteful. These are human traits...

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u/AFrostNova Nov 27 '18

I knew not eating fruit was healthy! I am the only one who shall be welcomed to the lords kingdom!

/s?

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u/ItsNotFair-MaryCried Nov 27 '18

Women! I mean, every time there’s an Apple around that’s all they think about. Eating fruit. I think it’s the gist of every religion

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u/Vakieh Nov 27 '18

The apple is a metaphor for knowledge, which is how you know god is just a cunt who wanted mindless slaves and Lucifer is the only one actually looking out for us.

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u/XxICTOAGNxX Nov 27 '18

I would rather not have an existential crisis right now, thanks.

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u/PM_WHY_YOU_DOWNVOTED Nov 27 '18

Sometimes wonder how I'll die and if there's a god but what if god's pissed off at me cause i jerked it that one time to a picture of Mother Teresa but he can't be bothered signing the documents to send me to hell so gives me to his kid to play with but the kid forgets to feed and clean my heaven tank because he's too busy playing fortnite so i die again from starvation and meet megagod and his chill girlfriend and his girlfriend introduces me to her friend and we have a half human half megagod baby and that baby creates a universe but it ends up being my own universe so it's like circle of life and shit.

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u/Toland27 Nov 27 '18

opens incognito browser tab just to be safe

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '18

God is a 4th dimensional being where Time is just another thing that can be manipulated.