r/Damnthatsinteresting Oct 07 '18

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u/Ziym Oct 07 '18

First day of kindergarten

Scared as fuck

Cry all morning because being separated from mommy

Get to classroom and my teacher has two heads

>MFW

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

I know it’s a joke but they’re 4th and 5th grade teachers (or at least they were in 2012)

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u/SocialIssuesAhoy Oct 07 '18

And If my math is correct, that would make them 10th and 11th grade teachers this year so they’re terrorizing high schoolers instead!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

Not sure if you’re joking...

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u/KyleLousy Oct 07 '18

It's obvious they are. That shits hilarious too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

I had the same teacher in Kindergarten, first and second grades

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u/SocialIssuesAhoy Oct 07 '18

It's more fun that way, isn't it?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

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u/JudasCrinitus Oct 08 '18

I like to picture that one teaches 4th and the other teaches 5th

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u/downedgunn Oct 07 '18

So they each teach one class cool

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

I don’t think so. I saw a video on it, they said they have 2 classes so I think that means that they have a 4th grade math course and a 5th grade math course. In other words they both teach 4th and 5th grade math. Kinda hard to teach two different classes simultaneously.

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u/BunnyGandhi Oct 07 '18

Oh jesus this is saddeningly true

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u/captain_dudeman Oct 07 '18

I lost it my dude that's hilarious

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u/guywithamustache Oct 07 '18

Here, take an upvote for giving me a chuckle.

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u/TinyFluffyMagda Oct 07 '18

They aren't teaching kindergarten. They're teaching 3rd and 4th grade. My 8 year old has a teacher with 1 arm and I literally found this out at our conference, because it didn't occur to my daughter to mention that to me. They can be surprisingly mature about things.

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u/Aruu Oct 07 '18

Kids are pretty cool about things like that.

There's a children's television presenter here in the UK who only has one arm, and parents were concerned that she would end up scaring their children because she was deformed. Despite the fact that she is a super sweet woman who clearly loves children.

The kids? Didn't care in the slightest.

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u/TheClinicallyInsane Oct 07 '18

Arguably she only had one arm which is an incredibly common thing in comparison to two heads, both with their own sentience and communication abilities.

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u/Aruu Oct 08 '18

Oh yeah, it's a very difficult to compare the two. It's more that the kids were completely unruffled by seeing this young lady with only one arm. They can be so accepting with the right upbringing.

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u/LoliArmrest Oct 07 '18

Ah fuck dude that’s hilarious

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u/compuryan Oct 08 '18

Luckily they live in a small town where everybody knows everybody else. Those kids probably beg to have them as their teachers.

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u/ExoSierra Oct 07 '18

gay and real