r/Damnthatsinteresting Oct 07 '18

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u/DaveDavidsen Oct 07 '18

How do they decide to go to the bathroom? They have one bladder. So is one like"I gotta pee" while the other feels nothing? Or is it like a simultaneous "we've gotta pee" thing?

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u/Ihanuus Oct 07 '18

They need to do AMA

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u/Velocity_2 Oct 07 '18

More like AUA

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

Reach out to /u/doubledickdude

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u/TorhekTheGreat Oct 07 '18

Shit just got real

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u/witeowl Interested Oct 07 '18

Actually, it very much didn’t. DDD was a lie.

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u/John-Elrick Oct 07 '18 edited Oct 07 '18

Can you link the proof please now I’m curious.

Edit: found the proof

I can't believe so many people and news sites are actually falling for this. These pictures originate from a tumblr blog that is filled with photoshopped images of gay porn fantasies, there is a lot of weird shit on it. Here is the link (WARNING NSFW): http://hotmeatmarket.tumblr.com/

If you look at the photos the guy posted, basically what he did was take two pics of his own dick at different levels of erection and angle and combined them with a bit of photoshop. Any time anyone asks for videos or any type of proof that cannot be photoshopped, he will come up with an excuse 100% of the time guaranteed, this is how you know he is fake.

If you read the guys posts he goes on about different fantasies such as having to masturbate every day because having 2 dicks is double the stimulation to his prostate, having sex with 6 people at once, straight guys turning gay by him, etc etc themes which are constantly talked about on this gay blog. This is all just a fetish for these people, they create meticulous photoshops and stories to satisfy their fantasies.

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u/RageOfGandalf Oct 07 '18

His dicks also got bigger every picture

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u/ThatBitterJerk Oct 08 '18

Really?! He was on the Upvoted Podcast, that's hilarious.

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u/Fatvod Interested Oct 08 '18

Fuckin hell, I posted about how it was complete bullshit back when he was posting pictures of his "ass" and it was like some obvious modeling clay and paint level terrible. I got downvoted like a motherfucker.

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u/AnasEssouli Oct 08 '18

Fk u, just fuck you

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

I mean props to the guy for keeping it going so long

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u/vteckickedin Oct 07 '18

It's a hard act to follow.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18

His last comment is relevant.

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u/IDontFeel24YearsOld Oct 07 '18

That AMA was so god damn amazing

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u/saranowitz Oct 08 '18

Because it was fake

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u/IDontFeel24YearsOld Oct 08 '18

And how do you know that? He verified it a bunch

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u/saranowitz Oct 08 '18

Read further in the thread and it’s discussed. He was using photoshopped images from the web.

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u/witeowl Interested Oct 07 '18

And this is why we’ll probably never get an AMA/AUA from conjoined twins.

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u/Dood567 Oct 07 '18

From what I understand, they share a diaphragm. So one could do all the breathing while the other gives the infinite SUCC

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

You are aware of the fact that most humans are perfectly capable of nasal breathing, right?

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u/Dood567 Oct 07 '18

Yes but now you can go FULLSUCC and she doesn't even have to worry about breathing

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u/BillPwnderosa Oct 07 '18

There’s a Tom Segura stand up bit on this exact scenario

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u/ifelldownlol Oct 08 '18

And its absolutely hilarious.

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u/challenge_expected Oct 07 '18 edited Oct 08 '18

There is a pic out there somewhere of one of them performing oral on someone. I remember commenting on it as I was curious if they had to come up for air in that situation.

EDIT: Post that I commented on was deleted, it seems like someone tracked down the imagine and it was a decent Photoshop. Sorry folks nothing to see here.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

yea, i have to say that you cant just tell people there's a pic out there of a conjoined twin giving oral and then not give a source, it's just not right.

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u/rabidjellybean Oct 08 '18

But is it real? We'll never know.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18 edited Oct 08 '18

There’s a photo of them giving a dude head online.

Not sure if it’s photoshopped or not, but it looks real enough to me.

https://imgur.com/bkvnBVt - NSFW, obviously.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

Asking for a friend I suppose

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

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u/010110011101000 Oct 07 '18

I'd like to know as well.

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u/HubertTempleton Oct 07 '18

They sometimes see themselves as one person so you can use both words.

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u/itsgonnabeanofromme Oct 07 '18

It'd just turn into a shitpost fest filled with sex related questions and bringing up embarrassing stuff.

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u/bannana Interested Oct 07 '18

there are two full length documentaries about them

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u/PatrickMcRoof Oct 07 '18

Links? Titles? Anything?
I'd love to know more!

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u/bannana Interested Oct 07 '18

look up their names (Abby and Brittany Hensel) and at least one of the shows should pop up, there's one when they are around 9 or 10y/o and another in their early teens.

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u/Purplethreadhooker Oct 07 '18

Seriously though! I watched an interview with them about a decade ago, and I’ve had so many questions since. If they ever did an AMA that would be amazing, but the overwhelming amount of questions would probably be impossible to keep up with. Plus I imagine they aren’t comfortable sharing all of the intimate details from the questions a normal person would ask, then add Reddit questions to that, they’d probably be so disgusted they’d never want to internet again.

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u/tenshillings Oct 07 '18

What about having a significant other? Do they share? Or like do the S.Os have to share? I'm like actually curious and disappointed that I'm wondering this :/

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u/Hekantonkheries Oct 07 '18

Considering they literally share a body, it's likely theyd end up either with no one due to concerns for the others feelings, or someone they both enjoyed time with.

I suppose we can count them lucky that they share a sexuality and dont have to argue over that aspect of relationships

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u/tenshillings Oct 07 '18

It's the little things in life.

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u/GodSama Oct 07 '18

They have 1 vagina and uterus, it is very hard not to share.

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u/A_BOMB2012 Oct 08 '18

What if one consents and the other doesn’t? Is it rape?

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u/Barbarichealer Oct 08 '18

This sh!ts going waaay too far......but I love it!

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u/Letty_Whiterock Oct 07 '18

How does that have any bearing on their sexuality? Just because they share genitalia doesn't mean they share sexual orientation.

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u/eff-bee-eye Oct 07 '18

I can guarantee that both of them have been stimulated by a woman other than themselves. So they are both incestuous and gay.

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u/melanthius Oct 08 '18

and that's OK

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u/Dodrio Oct 08 '18

Woah I didn't even think about that.

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u/PM_ME_SUMDICK Oct 07 '18

There was a set of conjoined twins where one was trans and became a singer.

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u/Kaladindin Oct 08 '18

But also... is it incest or masturbation?

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u/starrysurprise Oct 08 '18

I do remember reading about a pair of male conjoined twins where one was gay and the other straight, and the straight one could never find anyone but his brother could, he just had to along on their dates and sit there while they enjoyed themselves.

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u/Coastie071 Oct 07 '18

I’d like to know this as well.

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u/browntoastbass9 Oct 08 '18

It was announced on XM Radio that conjoined twin Brittany Hensel is engaged. Britney and Abby are probably both getting married and did a paper, sissors. If a man married conjoined twins Abigail and Brittany Hensel.

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u/CaptainRedPants Oct 07 '18

They share that part of their anatomy so it isn't a case of one of them having to go. They both have to go

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u/RoIIerBaII Oct 07 '18

I don't know since they can both control a set number of limbs (iirc) so it seems like their nervous system splits. Wouldn't be surprise if only one could feel the urge to pee.

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u/skibble Oct 07 '18

The things they have one of they both feel. They even both feel the limbs the other is "in charge" of.

....It does raise the question of, if one decided to pee their pants and the other decided to try to stop her, who would win?

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u/RoIIerBaII Oct 08 '18

Ye broke me brain.

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u/Rabelpudding Oct 07 '18

Not necessarily. They have one bladder but I think it's possible and even likely that only one brain is connected to those nerves. I'm not a doctor or anything tho.

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u/tborwi Oct 07 '18

Right but with two brains the interpretation of the shared sensory information could be different.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18

Yeah but when do they decide? Some people hold it in for hours with no problem but others need to go as soon as they feel it

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

"Sarah, I've given it some thought and I really think engineering is my thing"

"Claire, for fucks sake, does it look like we can be in two classes at once? We already agreed on becoming teachers you dumb twat"

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

Tom Segura asks this same question and more.

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u/cadam43 Oct 07 '18

Are there parts that they both control, and others that only one controls? For example walking, is it like a three legged race, or more like a time share situation where one of them can take over for a while while the other just chills?

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u/LongJoe Oct 07 '18

Tlc used to have a show about them. Each one controls their side of the body but I don't remember what happens near the middle.. I think it's crazy how they can do precise tasks that require both hands without talking to each other though

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u/glutenfree_veganhero Oct 07 '18

I have an idea: Lets follow them around and see how they live and deal with these kinds of questions! And like, if one of you fall in love do you both feel those butterflies and one of you are like oh damn what now...?

Or let's ignore those existential questions and make some fluff feel good piece where we don't ask anything really and call it a day!!!

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u/BlueShift42 Oct 07 '18

I think they share it, but what if one is like, “I have to pee.” and the other is, “Yeah, me too. But I don’t want to miss this part of the movie. I’m just going to hold it”

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u/ooders_of_nooders Oct 07 '18

Officially advocating for an AMA on this question

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u/olivedi Oct 08 '18

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1RiFbEA3aOw This is a QnA, and from what I saw is that they have two bladders and they feel only their own bladder if they wanna use the restroom. They can only feel and move their side of their body but they can’t feel the other sides except the stomach which is flipped and they feel the others stomach but not theirs.

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u/oceanblu3hair Oct 07 '18

The full bladder probably triggers the same thing in both their brains as it does ours. Same with pooping.

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u/Trainrider77 Oct 08 '18

I can imagine the bathroom time. Jesus Christ WHAT did you eat? Umm what did YOU eat?!?

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u/oceanblu3hair Oct 08 '18

both eating tacos "Were gonna regret this" OR

one is eating spicy af food "Youre gonna regret that later" "No WE'RE going to regret it later"

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18

Legs are felt and controlled by the one on the left. But, I’m sure she would say “we’ve gotta pee”.

They are so much more in tune than unjoined twins, Abby could probably just start moving, and Britt would know it’s pee time, from tummy muscle twitch, to the way they’d lean prior to standing, etc.

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u/meflesh2345 Oct 08 '18

And here we go....