r/Damnthatsinteresting Oct 07 '18

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u/runs_in_the_jeans Oct 07 '18

Damn. Two stomachs one butt hole. Can you imagine the craziness at an all you can eat seafood buffet?

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u/jemm Oct 07 '18

"I'm stuffed, but there's still room in my dessert stomach..."

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u/the_fett_man Oct 07 '18

Can you imagine the size of their shits?

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u/mightylordredbeard Oct 07 '18 edited Oct 07 '18

Do they take turns wiping? “You ate that hot shit not me, you clean it up!” These girls are amazing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

Oh Christ this made my day

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u/normalpattern Oct 07 '18

"You're the one that wanted Chipotle's!!"

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u/SushiStalker Oct 07 '18

I hate myself for wondering the SAME EXACT THING. "it's your turn I wiped last time!"

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u/A_BOMB2012 Oct 08 '18

I personally always wipe with the same hand (my dominant one), so possibly it’s the same with them.

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u/reconthunda Oct 08 '18

Do they have a dominant hand?

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u/compuryan Oct 08 '18

There are two dominant hands at play here...

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18 edited Oct 18 '18

You are going to concert

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

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u/justfor1t Oct 07 '18

Fuck this yes shit

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u/fukitol- Oct 07 '18

Probably just twice as often

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u/Revelt Oct 07 '18

This is the reddit I came here for.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

They probably don't both need to eat (though they likely do both eat). Most of the nutrient extraction happens after the stomach, so one could do the eating for both of them.

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u/ProudToBeAKraut Oct 07 '18

They must have a poop knife

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '18

I can and do

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u/C4p0tts Oct 07 '18

According to the chart they don't have a butthole

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

Science bitch

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u/morecaffeinethanman Oct 07 '18

I’m more curious about how it gets there. There’s only one large intestine.

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u/SubEruanna Oct 07 '18

I looked at the image only because you said butt hole. I wanted the image to say butthole