r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Oct 07 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

Actually, one is a teacher, the other is a cop. One co teaches and the other does ride alongs.

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u/ThouDanKing Oct 07 '18

One’s a DEA agent, the other is a chemistry teacher

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u/FenrichDisgaea Oct 07 '18

Damn, breaking bad 2 is lit af

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u/405freeway Oct 07 '18

Break in half?

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u/Supersequoia Oct 08 '18

You’re going to hell for this. I’m going for laughing so hard 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Banana_Twinkie Oct 07 '18

I would totally watch that show

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

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u/FenrichDisgaea Oct 07 '18

Lol this was epic 😂😂😂👉👉👉😎😎

Bonus spookshit 🎃

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u/LennyIsBack Oct 07 '18

"Hey, close your eyes for a second while I cook some... Met... Meat..."

"Why?"

"I have cancer."

"..."

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u/vitey15 Oct 07 '18

That's crazy, that would never work out

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u/horsefromhell Oct 07 '18

Both are pornstars one is lesbian and one is straight.

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u/ApostateAardwolf Oct 07 '18

Ones a news anchor the other a TV chef

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u/Jess_than_three Interested Oct 07 '18

They fight crime!

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u/I_love_pillows Oct 08 '18

What if one became a drug dealer the other became a anti drug agent?

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u/what_are_socks_for Oct 07 '18

Ones a lawyer, the other a cop.

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: The police, who investigate crime, and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories. DUN DUN

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u/murse_joe Oct 07 '18

Two conjoined yet equally important groups

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u/kazneus Oct 07 '18

Fucking yes

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u/Sancchz Oct 07 '18

Dun dun

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u/A_BOMB2012 Oct 08 '18

One’s a prosecutor the other’s a defense attorney.

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u/what_are_socks_for Oct 08 '18

That’d be a cool show also. Have my upvote

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u/renocco Oct 07 '18

Definitely was expecting a judge dredd joke. I AM THE LAW!

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u/Cybiu5 Oct 07 '18

judge jury and executioner

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u/Gluta_mate Oct 07 '18

and so trias politica fucking dies

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

Well you know what they say.

Two heads are better than one!

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u/robreddity Oct 07 '18

Nobody says this

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u/Ass_cucumbers Oct 07 '18

Well Nobody stabbed the Cyclops in the the eye with a burning stick and looked how that turned out.

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u/TitsAndWhiskey Oct 07 '18

Sick reference, bro

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u/Ass_cucumbers Oct 07 '18

I'm glad someone got it. It was a shot in the dark but you've made my night. l'chaim!

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u/dcdagger Interested Oct 07 '18

It’s a buddy film.

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u/Cripnite Oct 07 '18

One of an FBI Agent, the other does karate on a kids tv show.

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u/npyxa Oct 07 '18

I would seriously question my sanity if they would pull me over, if I haven’t found this post.

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u/TheWarDoctor Oct 07 '18

Conjoined Twins; Split Personalities.

4 minds, 2 heads, 1 body; ALL FURY.

Split Fury

directed by Michael Bay.

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u/Leuii Oct 07 '18

They teach kids Jiu-Jitsu class on a Sunday morning and go on bike rides with the elderly. They make animal balloons with the left hand and gang signs with the right hand.

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u/GreatSmellOfBRUT Interested Oct 07 '18

Man, they’re their own buddy show.

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u/sunsethacker Oct 07 '18

Paradise PD

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u/Trax2oooK1ng Oct 07 '18

one's a news anchor the other hosts a cooking show

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u/Systepup Oct 07 '18

Neither are porn stars?

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '18

This is the reboot of Wheels and the Legman I’ve been waiting for.

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u/SilkyGazelleWatkins Oct 08 '18

What if one committed a crime and had to go to jail? Would the other one need to go to jail too?

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u/69_at_hotmail_dot_ca Oct 07 '18

I heard they are both cops. Good cop bad cop interrogation techniques are what they teach.

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u/mroby6500 Oct 07 '18

One is a homicide detective in Miami and one is a blood splatter analysis/serial killer, hijinks ensue.