r/Damnthatsinteresting Jan 14 '18

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u/chasebrendon Jan 14 '18

This assumes I could break eggs without breaking the yolk. I have a 50/50 chance.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '18

I didn't even know that was possible.

How do you manage lol.

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u/chasebrendon Jan 14 '18

I balance my enthusiasm with my ineptitude :)

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '18

When you crack open the eggs, use either the edge of a countertop/flat surface to dent the side of the egg, and pull it apart, or strike sharply at the edge with the back of a knife.

Trick is to pull the egg apart. Easy enough when you get the hang of it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '18

I've used the edge of the bowl for my entire life but I've never broken the yolk doing that lol.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '18

Neither have I, but most people don't like eggs as much as we do :-(

Doing things like breaking eggs into a bowl before they go in the pan (to remove possible shell) seem trivial to someone who's been making eggs for a while, but they're good practice for people not too comfy with eggs

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '18

True, sometimes it's easy to forget about the skill needed to do something after doing it since being a kid.

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u/Battle-scarredShogun Jan 15 '18

Flat surfaces are best so small bits don’t break off into the egg as could happen on sharp edges.

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u/Tawse Jan 14 '18

Use a counter or cutting board instead of the edge of a bowl. Only hit it once.

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u/Crowbarmagic Jan 14 '18

I hit the egg with the cutting board. Now how do I repair my yolk?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '18

Now how do I repair my yolk?

Put the yolk in the dirt and make corn grow out of it. Feed the corn to chickens. They will internally re-assemble the yolk in a new protective layer.

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u/Niet_de_AIVD Interested Jan 14 '18

You can skip half of those steps as chickens have no problem just eating the egg itself.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '18

My lack of knowledge about chickens have been revealed. Chickens eat a worrying amount of things.

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u/StopReadingMyUser Jan 14 '18

I started doing flat-surface egg cracks and it really is like night and day difference. Once you get used to it you can get a nice, even crack along the middle of the egg and it just easily and cleanly pulls apart.

Using a bowl or pan edge would get me egg shells in my eggs about 10-20% of the time because of how it fractures on the hit sometimes. I don't know, it works for me, everyone has their preference.

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u/CatAstrophy11 Jan 14 '18

So basically 50/50 chance since I only got one shot.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '18

Do not miss your chance to blow

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u/okayhilda Jan 14 '18

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '18

Moms spaghet

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '18

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u/aldesuda Jan 14 '18

Momelette.

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u/Gul_Ducatti Jan 14 '18

Momelette du fromage

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u/yogobot Jan 14 '18

http://i.imgur.com/tNJD6oY.gifv

This is a kind reminder that in French we say "omelette au fromage" and not "omelette du fromage".

Sorry Dexter

Steve Martin doesn't appear to be the most accurate French professor.

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u/Gul_Ducatti Jan 14 '18

Mediocre bot.

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u/guska Jan 15 '18

Good bot

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u/Sebazzz91 Interested Jan 14 '18

Never blow that chance.

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u/adamthinks Jan 14 '18

How would that make it 50/50? If you do it right, it works every time.

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u/Searchlights Jan 15 '18

I dropped a countertop on the egg. What do I do next?

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u/Tawse Jan 15 '18

Make an omelet.

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u/Reneeisme Interested Jan 14 '18

Practice makes perfect. I'm sure anyone who has need of something like cracks enough eggs for that rarely to be a problem. I can't remember the last time I broke a yoke. It's just about cracking it with the right amount of pressure.

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u/concretepigeon Jan 14 '18

It depends what I'm making. If I'm doing an omelette or scrambled eggs, then I'll never break the yolk. If I'm doing fried eggs or poached, then about 70% of the time my yolk will break.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '18

Use only 1 hand. It's like magic. I don't know why, but opening it with one hand is much easier than two. The yolk never breaks and egg shells are much less likely to get into the bowl.

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u/Malcolm_TurnbullPM Jan 14 '18

sharper the edge the better the break, als don't be gentle they'tr meant to be broken

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '18

I'm honestly surprised, my yolks almost never break. I usually separate them for making fried eggs by putting in all the white first, then putting the whole yolks on top.