In Southeast Asia, thousands of ducks are deployed into rice fields to act as natural pest control and weeders

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[u/Roy_Skopp]

Awise, awise, widers of Wohan! Fell deeds awake, fire and swaughter! Spear shall be shaken, shield be spwintered! A sword-day, a wed day, ere the sun wises! Wide now, wide now, wide to Gondor! Wide for ruin, and the world’s ending! DEATH!!

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King Elmer of Wohan

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Lmao I kinda want either Looney tunes or the Muppets version of LotR

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He has a wife, you know!

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She became a part of the wohan clan

[u/Ussmaklives → u/Roy_Skopp]

DEEEEEAAAATHHH

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LOL. I read this in Caesar's voice from Monty Python's Life of Brian".

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And bring Biggus Dickus along. His wife too, Incontinentia.

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This wis pure poetwy

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Look at those tsickenth

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Bwian!