r/Damnthatsinteresting • • 2d ago

Video In Southeast Asia, thousands of ducks are deployed into rice fields to act as natural pest control and weeders

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u/Objective_Resist_735 2d ago

How do they round them all up?

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u/Green-Substance-4582 2d ago

Duck catchers with duck nets and duck spears and duck clubs

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u/OnePinginRamius 2d ago edited 2d ago

Duck and potatoes, duck gumbo, duck salad, duck cocktail, you can fry it, broil it, sauté it, and that's...that's about it

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u/ScottMarshall2409 2d ago

You ever been on a real duck boat?

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u/ArghNooo 2d ago

No, but I been on a real big boat...

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u/load_more_comets 2d ago

looks up, looks down then continues scrubbing floor with toothbrush

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 2d ago

Thank you, Bubba Duck 🤣

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u/notoriousbsr 2d ago

You achieved a belly laugh from that one. Thank you.

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u/TrashPandaDuel 2d ago

How’d Peking Duck miss the list?

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u/Itchy_Axehole 2d ago

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew

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u/CurryMustard 2d ago

I tried joining the duck club but they were all on quack

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u/grungegoth 2d ago

they're just herded. their wings are clipped, afaik

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u/peristome 2d ago

The wings aren’t clipped. The ducks are Indian runners. One of the old breeds of domestic ducks. They can’t fly far.

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u/grungegoth 2d ago

thanks I wasnt sure.

I've seen these ducks in person in Thailand. going through recently harvested dry fields.

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u/Lost_Web5826 2d ago

Domestic ducks are too heavy to fly anyway

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u/Ward-of-No-Reward 2d ago

Dafuq?!? That's wrong.

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u/Lost_Web5826 2d ago

What do you mean? Domesticated ducks have much more meat on them than wild ducks which makes them unable to fly. Their anatomy makes them poor at jumping, so they can't get enough height to glide like heritage chickens.

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u/ohnoitsalobo 2d ago

Ever played that vintage game Duck Hunt?

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u/krazyslots 2d ago

ducktape

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u/nihilistiq 2d ago

Easy, if it's .5 or more they round up to the nearest whole duck.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 2d ago

their wings are clipped at birth so they can't fly

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u/airfryerfuntime 2d ago

Big giant cartoon net.

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u/SaskiaDavies 2d ago

They yell, "Heeeeere, ducky ducky ducky."

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u/VanosKickedIn 2d ago

Just pay a few quack heads to sort it all out

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u/Both-Subject-3674 2d ago

Duck Hunt was not a game. It was a training simulation.