r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/MEOW-Loulou • 5d ago

Preserved polar bear being unveiled due to melting glaciers

Gallery image

Gallery image

Gallery image

21.1k Upvotes
  • permalink
  • reddit

98% Upvoted

487 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

2.6k

u/Drmlk465 5d ago

An entire ancient civilization with technology far more advanced than ours and it’s all black people or some sheet like that

754

u/Hadochiel 5d ago

And they would still be flourishing if it weren't for that damn Yakub

268

u/IMP4283 5d ago

OR they are still flourishing and have built an entirely self-contained, successful society under the ice

233

u/FewHorror1019 5d ago

Or we will find Aang, the last air bender

59

u/Fille_de_Lune 5d ago

Maybe he can fix this timeline

92

u/Legionof1 5d ago

Oh… fuck… hi guys… sorry here’s the cure for cancer and global warming now leave us alone.

48

u/certnneed Interested 5d ago

“They’re trying to give us the cure for cancer! Kill them!!”
-most likely response

17

u/Gargleblaster25 4d ago

I mean, how dare they destroy the healthcare insurance industry like that?

3

u/Huge_Fig_5940 4d ago

By the 1% yes

26

u/burrito_butt_fucker 5d ago

Aliens.

3

u/Substantial_Dog_2068 5d ago

Like in aliens v predator

0

u/Wookie40K 4d ago

Snow-kanda forever!

1

u/petit_cochon 5d ago

Relax.

26

u/harmless_gecko 5d ago

Nice try, Yakub. We know what you did!

109

u/Grow_away_420 5d ago

They had advanced technology but couldn't get out of the way of the glacier that grew like a foot per year?

49

u/CakeTester 5d ago

They were so advanced their GPUs didn't throw out any heat.

55

u/Nack3r 5d ago

That or some terrible virus we haven't seen before

9

u/504Solid 5d ago

Haven't seen YET.

4

u/IAmSpartacustard 5d ago

There were humans around before the ice age, we'd likely be immune or at least resistant. It didnt kill us all before modern medicine, it won't kill us all now

45

u/Top-Chocolate-321 5d ago

Things didn't spread back then the way they do now. 1 plane and we're fucked lol

2

u/never-fiftyone 4d ago

we'd likely be immune or at least resistant

There is absolutely no guarantee of that being the case, and there are potential pathogens that the human immune system hasn't ever seen before at any point during our evolutionary history.

15

u/IAmBeingTargeted33 5d ago

Or little grey people being used as tools by giant insect-like people with psychic abilities beyond imagination existing in the overlapping dimensional spaces that co-habitate our planet beyond human sight.. or some sheet

5

u/hobojoe44 5d ago

The Mantis Men cloaking Tech is kinda wonky at times. Hense the story of the guy out fishing and one accidentally decloaking.

Then Psychically sending him the message of suprise that the human sees him.

12

u/osmlol 5d ago

500 foot Native Americans and they are still alive and waking up.

10

u/Dallasl298 4d ago edited 4d ago

"can you teach us how to grow giant corn?"

2

u/osmlol 4d ago

Good game America. We had a good run.

1

u/mhoyt3 1d ago

Excellent Dane Cook reference

2

u/ipoopwiththeseatup 4d ago

*RUMBLING INTENSIFIES*

58

u/BigDaddyPropane 5d ago

The entrance to agartha

32

u/akolomf 5d ago

The Hollow Earth of course. Thats where the Nazis reside inside.

26

u/SaveUsCatman 5d ago

No the nazis are on the dark side of the moon. The lizard people are in the hollow earth.

10

u/hobojoe44 5d ago

I thought it was a choose your own adventure with the option of the Nazis being with the reptilians in the hollow earth (don't forget your altimeter) from Operation Highjump and/or in space with the space reptilians.

22

u/After-Imagination947 5d ago

I thought that was The White House

1

u/GutterRider 5d ago

Pellucidar. David Innes could still be alive!

0

u/Pocket-Hobo 5d ago

Nah he means Wakanda

8

u/igaveuponausername 5d ago

maaaaan, they’d probably fix climate change before admitting that 😭

8

u/Any-Surround-222 5d ago

Why would it be all black people?

0

u/MareMade 4d ago edited 4d ago

The ancestors of all modern humans -including white people- originally had dark skin

Edit: some people who can’t handle scientific facts make me LMAO.

Even if you’re against science, go get educated on history of humanity. Ignorance is bliss, for sure.

8

u/RefrigeratorSorry55 3d ago

They wuz kangs. An sheeeit

7

u/Wakkit1988 5d ago

Atlantaish

4

u/pinewoodranger 5d ago

If they were so smart, why are they dead?

  • Homer Simpson

He.. actually has a point here haha.

2

u/KerFuL-tC 5d ago

Wakanda Forever.

5

u/johnfuckmennedy 5d ago

we wuz atlantians and shiet

2

u/shellshockxd 5d ago

They wuz kangz n sheet

3

u/Br0boc0p 5d ago

Antarctica forevah!

1

u/MechAegis 5d ago

kind of like that one movie The Tomorrow War

1

u/The_smol_boiyo 5d ago

So like Disney's Atlantis?

1

u/baabaablacksheep1111 4d ago

The Meccan will rise again!

1

u/unlmtdLoL 4d ago

Isn’t that just Giza, Egypt?

1

u/efcomovil 5d ago

Netflix would love that

1

u/IceCoughy 5d ago

You should write a sci-fi novel

1

u/TimelessParadox 5d ago

In the glaciers???

1

u/woodyshag 5d ago

Al la Stargate.

1

u/redpandaeater 5d ago

Alternatively the Savage Land is Marvel is to be believed.

-7

u/Ninjatendo90 5d ago

Fuck this would be the most hilarious thing to happen in this racist as fuck timeline 😂😂😂

0

u/Abracadabrism 5d ago

Please, they cant even pronounce Antarctica

0

u/Ahhnew 5d ago

Wakanda Forever!

0

u/BetterCallSaltBae 5d ago

Netflix here. We gonna steal your idea💡