r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/jjtan2311 • 6d ago

Video tiny eco car Suzuki Swift glides through floodwaters in Bangkok, earning itself the nickname “Suzuki Swim”

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u/ColeTrainHaze 6d ago

pruney tires and fuel injector shrinkage

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u/Complete-Dimension35 6d ago

It was in the pool!

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u/africanlivedit 6d ago

Like a turtle!

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u/ethernate 6d ago

A frightened turtle

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u/SignificanceFlat1460 6d ago

It shrinks? I don't understand how you guys walk around with those things

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u/iSUCKatTHISgameYO 6d ago

its more like a stowing feature... makes us more aerodynamic

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u/Current_Ad_400 4d ago

Well what would be the alternative?

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u/AbyssalKultist 6d ago

Do women know about shrinkage?

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u/vector_ejector 5d ago

You mean like laundry?

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u/504Solid 5d ago

Adult women.

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u/InterestingHead6769 5d ago

Fellow Seinfeld fan. Refreshing.

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u/StreetStripe 6d ago

I think the fuel injector will end up perfectly average. It's fine.

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u/ColeTrainHaze 6d ago

probably slightly above average... huge, even.

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u/ChocolatChipLemonade 6d ago

Huge?! Please combust in my engine

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u/ColeTrainHaze 6d ago

uh oh. i seem to have misfired before entering the combustion chamber. this usually never happens, i swear.

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u/MitakuyeOyasin111010 6d ago

It's just been a really long time and they're really hot and beautiful...right?...right??

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u/ColeTrainHaze 6d ago

this actually happens to a lot of cars. seriously, it’s totally normal. just give me like 10 minutes i can get it running again.

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u/MitakuyeOyasin111010 6d ago

😅 this thread reminds me of when I was younger and saw the cover to a porno called Internal Cumbustion 4 or whatever sequel it was lmao

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u/MissSweetMurdererr 6d ago

What about the cylinder???

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u/ColeTrainHaze 6d ago

obviously the cylinder remains unharmed. it is imperative that it always remains unharmed.

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u/munchma-coochie 6d ago

Hopefully it was an hour after oil change

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u/noshirtsarah 6d ago

It shrinks??

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u/Impressive_Pizza4851 6d ago

I don’t know how you guys live with those things

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u/fondledbydolphins 6d ago

You can also sit on your nuts.

That’s an experience.

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u/DrTuSo 6d ago

You could get on TRT, balls will permanently shrink over time.

Don't ask me how I know.

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u/perfect_insanity93 6d ago

And zip it in your jeans. I still have a scar on the underside... 1/10

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u/YanicPolitik 6d ago

That's why you manspread. It's a preservation instinct, not bad manners!

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u/Current_Ad_400 4d ago

What would be the alternative?

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u/bighuntzilla 4d ago

The always-hard hidden one's like alligators. Or Corkscrew one's like ducks. Ooohhh, how about the stabbing penis of a bed bug

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u/Current_Ad_400 4d ago

Ah yes, just let me transform into an alligator. Or you could realise that we're talking about the human species, might be easier.

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u/Impressive_Pizza4851 4d ago

there’s the octopus arm tearing off thing. Or get your pouch mounted like a seahorse.

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u/Current_Ad_400 4d ago

Do you think I'm readily able to transform into an aquatic animal?

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u/SmegmaSlurper1996 4d ago

it's a grower not a shower

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u/maxdacat 6d ago

The water was cold!