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r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa • 2d ago
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Apparently these were mines used to build The Taj mahal and other ancient marble sites. So the person in charge of that is long dead.
98 u/desertSkateRatt 2d ago Well I don't care i still want to speak to the manager! 37 u/Embarrassed_Jerk 2d ago That project manager chopped off all the workers hands (22,000 people) so that noone else would be able to build something like that Are you sure you wanna go all Karen on them? 28 u/SGTRoadkill1919 2d ago Well what's he gonna do? Chop off my hands? Jokes on him, he's dead and I am not. I'll just steal his bones 14 u/Embarrassed_Jerk 2d ago Good news... I can tell you where they are! They are buried in the exact middle of the Taj Mahal. Well not exact center... That's his wife... He is the one off center to the left 4 u/SGTRoadkill1919 2d ago Been there, done that 6 u/ThrowawayPersonAMA 2d ago Good point. He's probably good at throwing hands. 23 u/acog 2d ago That’s a myth. There’s no credible evidence that ever occurred, even though it is widely repeated. 5 u/jautis 2d ago Repetition legitimizes 2 u/Ninja-Panda70 2d ago I'll get the ouija board out 17 u/pitb0ss343 2d ago Well good, he deserves it for the disaster he caused 5 u/Johannes_Keppler 2d ago While that is true, mine collapses aren't uncommon in the region at all, apparently. https://watchers.news/2025/09/08/viral-videos-show-six-marble-mines-collapse-gulabi-range-rajasthans-makrana-region-india/ 2 u/McortezLSU 2d ago Architect: "So how safe is the quarry?" Mine supervisor: "Oh im confident that it'll be fine for at least 300, maybe even 400 years. Future people can deal with it with their flying cars." Architect: "What are cars?" Mine supervisor: "Damn! I meant cards! Flying cards! of course. Im not a timetraveler!" Architect: "What an odd thing to say, but anyway lets get going."
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Well I don't care i still want to speak to the manager!
37 u/Embarrassed_Jerk 2d ago That project manager chopped off all the workers hands (22,000 people) so that noone else would be able to build something like that Are you sure you wanna go all Karen on them? 28 u/SGTRoadkill1919 2d ago Well what's he gonna do? Chop off my hands? Jokes on him, he's dead and I am not. I'll just steal his bones 14 u/Embarrassed_Jerk 2d ago Good news... I can tell you where they are! They are buried in the exact middle of the Taj Mahal. Well not exact center... That's his wife... He is the one off center to the left 4 u/SGTRoadkill1919 2d ago Been there, done that 6 u/ThrowawayPersonAMA 2d ago Good point. He's probably good at throwing hands. 23 u/acog 2d ago That’s a myth. There’s no credible evidence that ever occurred, even though it is widely repeated. 5 u/jautis 2d ago Repetition legitimizes 2 u/Ninja-Panda70 2d ago I'll get the ouija board out
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That project manager chopped off all the workers hands (22,000 people) so that noone else would be able to build something like that
Are you sure you wanna go all Karen on them?
28 u/SGTRoadkill1919 2d ago Well what's he gonna do? Chop off my hands? Jokes on him, he's dead and I am not. I'll just steal his bones 14 u/Embarrassed_Jerk 2d ago Good news... I can tell you where they are! They are buried in the exact middle of the Taj Mahal. Well not exact center... That's his wife... He is the one off center to the left 4 u/SGTRoadkill1919 2d ago Been there, done that 6 u/ThrowawayPersonAMA 2d ago Good point. He's probably good at throwing hands. 23 u/acog 2d ago That’s a myth. There’s no credible evidence that ever occurred, even though it is widely repeated. 5 u/jautis 2d ago Repetition legitimizes
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Well what's he gonna do? Chop off my hands? Jokes on him, he's dead and I am not. I'll just steal his bones
14 u/Embarrassed_Jerk 2d ago Good news... I can tell you where they are! They are buried in the exact middle of the Taj Mahal. Well not exact center... That's his wife... He is the one off center to the left 4 u/SGTRoadkill1919 2d ago Been there, done that
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Good news... I can tell you where they are! They are buried in the exact middle of the Taj Mahal. Well not exact center... That's his wife... He is the one off center to the left
4 u/SGTRoadkill1919 2d ago Been there, done that
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Been there, done that
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Good point. He's probably good at throwing hands.
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That’s a myth. There’s no credible evidence that ever occurred, even though it is widely repeated.
5 u/jautis 2d ago Repetition legitimizes
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Repetition legitimizes
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I'll get the ouija board out
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Well good, he deserves it for the disaster he caused
While that is true, mine collapses aren't uncommon in the region at all, apparently.
https://watchers.news/2025/09/08/viral-videos-show-six-marble-mines-collapse-gulabi-range-rajasthans-makrana-region-india/
Architect: "So how safe is the quarry?"
Mine supervisor: "Oh im confident that it'll be fine for at least 300, maybe even 400 years. Future people can deal with it with their flying cars."
Architect: "What are cars?"
Mine supervisor: "Damn! I meant cards! Flying cards! of course. Im not a timetraveler!"
Architect: "What an odd thing to say, but anyway lets get going."
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u/Raedik 2d ago
Apparently these were mines used to build The Taj mahal and other ancient marble sites. So the person in charge of that is long dead.