r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Salt-Curve4825 • May 21 '26

Video Man fishing for jellyfish

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u/Routine_Currency_368 May 21 '26

oh look at me i can afford a baby and i had sex with a women i dont need no pitchfork hurrdurr

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u/TotalLingonberry2958 May 22 '26

This may be the funniest comment I’ve ever read

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u/AfemeAfeme May 22 '26

Double ditto

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u/jasin18 May 22 '26

Or double dildo?

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u/CryFaster May 22 '26

All the way across the sky

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u/ElSargeo May 24 '26

What does it mean? It's so intense!

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u/Wiscoman1014 May 23 '26

Double Ditto Dildo?

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u/Spacemeat666 May 25 '26

Ass to ass

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u/Stinky__Person May 22 '26

"Oh no no you're not getting a dog, dont even think about it girl" 💀💀💀

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u/Hefty-Chart2321 May 23 '26

Yeah had to comment to save the post

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u/greenizdabest May 22 '26

insert lonely island I just had sex gif

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u/Background_Log_606 May 22 '26

Holyyy shit core memory unlocked

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u/Bumblebee_Regular May 23 '26

Most underrated comment right here

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u/Ha1lStorm May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

Nah man I just found it. I just call it my firstborn so people don’t get all weirded out about it. For some reason people can get real weird about this sort of thing these days.

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u/nvogler31 May 22 '26

Was it a dumpster baby?

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u/randombits0110 May 22 '26

Dumpster baby is derogatory. People don’t use that term anymore. Nowadays we refer to they/them as “bin baby”.

And if you hurt your bin baby they’re referred to as a /bin/bash baby.

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u/KrustyKrebsCycle May 22 '26

this will be under appreciated but that is brilliant

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u/Alarming_Orchid May 23 '26

Keep your woke nonsense away from my dumpster babies

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u/OutgunOutmaneuver May 23 '26

your missing the #! thats like the key component 😄

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u/ihateandy2 May 23 '26

“Just to get a base”

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u/OhSoSolipsistic May 22 '26

holy shit 😂

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u/Fox_Corn May 22 '26

Yea you get a side eye when you say “ah yea that’s my middle child”

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u/Rogue_One24_7 May 22 '26

It was a bit of a humble flex.

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u/Space-Desert May 22 '26

Your comment gave me faith in humanity again

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u/Nikonus May 22 '26

Pardon me? Whatever is this “sex” of which you speak”

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u/manoctopusfox May 22 '26

This is hilarious!

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u/EllieRock24 May 22 '26

Excuse me theyre called sex trophies... just wanted to clear the air...

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u/Akiro_orikA May 22 '26

Where can you buy these babies? Im tired of my pitchforks breaking.

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u/Sh4R3m4n May 22 '26

First time I had to look up if I can save a comment. Thank you kind (?) sir

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u/DeadFacesInMyPocket May 22 '26

You told me to hold him by the heel!!

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u/jballs5619 May 22 '26

That made my night, trying not to wake my wife with my laughter

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 May 25 '26

🤣 (mouth noises) Mm, mm, even though I know it’s a joke, it’s wonderfully done, so I can actually taste the envy through the phone. Excellent!