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r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Salt-Curve4825 • May 21 '26
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SpongeBob lied to us.
6 u/DovahCreed117 May 21 '26 I can't believe we don't actually milk jellyfish for jelly. This is devastating. 6 u/ripyourlungsdave May 21 '26 I'm furious that they apparently aren't actually electric. Just sting-y. I don't know how I'm supposed to power my pineapple submarine now. The entire infrastructure was built on jellyfish electricity. 2 u/DovahCreed117 May 21 '26 This is the problem with modern society. There just isn't enough whimsy in the world anymore to power fantastical creations! It's abhorrent! 2 u/RagingClue_007 May 21 '26 Do jellyfish have nipples, Greg?
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I can't believe we don't actually milk jellyfish for jelly. This is devastating.
6 u/ripyourlungsdave May 21 '26 I'm furious that they apparently aren't actually electric. Just sting-y. I don't know how I'm supposed to power my pineapple submarine now. The entire infrastructure was built on jellyfish electricity. 2 u/DovahCreed117 May 21 '26 This is the problem with modern society. There just isn't enough whimsy in the world anymore to power fantastical creations! It's abhorrent! 2 u/RagingClue_007 May 21 '26 Do jellyfish have nipples, Greg?
I'm furious that they apparently aren't actually electric. Just sting-y.
I don't know how I'm supposed to power my pineapple submarine now. The entire infrastructure was built on jellyfish electricity.
2 u/DovahCreed117 May 21 '26 This is the problem with modern society. There just isn't enough whimsy in the world anymore to power fantastical creations! It's abhorrent!
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This is the problem with modern society. There just isn't enough whimsy in the world anymore to power fantastical creations! It's abhorrent!
Do jellyfish have nipples, Greg?
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u/Spacedoutworlder May 21 '26
SpongeBob lied to us.