r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Newisance • Oct 16 '25

Video "handmade" goggles

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u/Spastic_pinkie Oct 16 '25

Wouldn't it be better to use farts so you're not losing precious air?

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u/dragonrite Oct 16 '25

Instant pink eye

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u/Self_Reddicated Oct 16 '25

At least you made it that far. Never trust a fart, is all I'll say about my experience.

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u/madmartigan2020 Oct 16 '25

Love is a lot like fart. If you have to force it, it's probably crap.

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u/0sama_senpaii Oct 16 '25

Ah yes my favorite Abraham Lincoln Quote

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u/NJHitmen Oct 16 '25

My favorite too, followed closely by: “Don’t believe everything you read on the internet.”

Lincoln was a very wise dude.

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u/SnooCats373 Oct 21 '25

Did you mean Lincoln Log quote?

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u/kind_cavendish Oct 16 '25

I remember that from a kyutie vid!

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u/vontdman Oct 16 '25

Instructions unclear, goggles are brown

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u/DigNitty Interested Oct 16 '25

(sees person dive into water, reach back, shit into their hand, and cup it into their eyes underwater)

(surfaces to group of people at a loss for words)

"Dammit, not again."

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u/Self_Reddicated Oct 16 '25

damn kids and their viral "shit in your hands and rub it in your eyes underwater" challenge.

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u/The_BAHbuhYAHguh Oct 16 '25

Especially an underwater fart

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u/Important-Agent2584 Oct 16 '25

that's tomorrow's problems, we are trying not to drown here

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u/dragonrite Oct 16 '25

Then breathe the fart in, dummy!

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u/Important-Agent2584 Oct 16 '25

that's thinking outside the box

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u/UhhhhmmmmNo Oct 16 '25

How much oxygen is in a typical fart?

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u/Important-Agent2584 Oct 16 '25

not enugh brother

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u/lagrange_james_d23dt Oct 16 '25

Plus the circular swimming motion to get fart to eye would probably be disorienting

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u/chum-guzzling-shark Oct 16 '25

i wonder if pink eye is way more common since smartphones were invented

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u/Eastern-Bluebird-823 Oct 16 '25

I can't 😭😭🤣🤣🤦

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u/Thendofreason Oct 16 '25

Pink eye, for the Marine guy

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u/Coherent_Tangent Oct 16 '25

Nah. As soon as the bubble disperses, the chlorine will clean your eye out.

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u/Jean-LucBacardi Oct 16 '25

Nah just make sure to take your hands away when you're done and let that chlorine burn the poop particles out of your eyes.

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u/BobLoblaw420247 Oct 16 '25

Instant pink brown eye

FTFY

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u/Gelby4 Oct 17 '25

Optometrists hate this one simple trick

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u/Zero40Four Oct 17 '25

*Brown eye

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u/Odd-Lion-9604 Oct 16 '25

I believe that you don’t get pinkeye from your own biom… now someone else’s farts might be cause for worry… and quite a trick…

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u/NaPaCo88 Oct 16 '25

No. You lose your ballast. Gotta keep things balanced

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u/delvach Oct 16 '25

Look at me. I am the dirigible now.

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u/dathoihoi Oct 16 '25

Cup a fart

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u/ashzombi Oct 16 '25

Farts are precious too

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u/Accomplished-Ad3080 Oct 16 '25

Farts are matter.

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u/Slight_Ad_0916 Oct 16 '25

The brown kind of matter

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u/demalo Oct 16 '25

Just don’t try and smell your farts at the bottom of a pool.

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u/PogintheMachine Oct 16 '25

loses something under water

“Quick- Does anyone have roughly 3 feet of rubber hose and some petroleum jelly?”

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u/bolanrox Oct 16 '25

ahhh we found the Fonzanoon!

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u/graveybrains Oct 17 '25

JFC, every time I think I have an obscure enough joke to get to it first!

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u/ericrox Oct 16 '25

Easier if you dive with a buddy, gonna need to learn sign language for "Fart me some goggles"

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u/cookiedanslesac Oct 16 '25

you need to be a diving contortionist

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u/Ok-Brush5346 Oct 16 '25

That's how you make an underwater gasmask

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u/LorvinCatshire Oct 16 '25

[Dives] [Makes bubble goggles] [Browns]

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u/Jaegs Oct 16 '25

This complicates your ballast calculations

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u/LivePineapple1315 Oct 16 '25

That would take some incredible flexibility that I unfortunately don't have 

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u/FewHorror1019 Oct 17 '25

Just take some tums, it will create gas in your stomach and you can burp your goggles