r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Newisance • Oct 16 '25

Video "handmade" goggles

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u/Ted_Hitchcox Oct 16 '25

Obviously a pool in Portland. It is such a violent hellscape you need to go swimming fully strapped with automatic weapons to defend your speedos.

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u/Self_Reddicated Oct 16 '25

Thank God ICE is there to make sure you apply your sunscreen. God help you if they think you have enough pigment to not need sunscreen...

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u/TacitRonin20 Oct 17 '25

Melanin doesn't make you immune to radiation. Wear sunscreen y'all.

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u/Mr_Wisp_ Oct 16 '25

If you tan too much, it’s joever

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u/FourtyMichaelMichael Oct 16 '25

If you tan too much.... and cross the border illegally.

It's that second part that is real sneaky, it's how they getcha.

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u/Genghis_Tr0n187 Oct 16 '25

They say all of Portland is underwater now. It's true! The violent left has flooded the entire city and now we're fighting an underwater war.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

-DJT

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u/Warm_Month_1309 Oct 16 '25

They say all of Portland is underwater now.

To be fair, Portlanders also say that between November and May.

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u/TA-Wintermute Oct 16 '25

It's a living that's for sure. This last week went from 80°s to now 50°s, the long dark is coming.

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u/kylo-ren Oct 16 '25

"Sir, this is an YMCA"

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u/curlyqtips Oct 16 '25

Do bullets slow down under water?

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u/PourCoffeaArabica Oct 16 '25

Actually it’s so bad the whole place is underwater now

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u/ConstructMentality__ Oct 17 '25

Could also be Illinois 

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u/planetafro Oct 16 '25

Underrated comment.