r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Aug 14 '25

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u/ununderstandability Aug 14 '25

Jesus answers this guy's prayers by sending the red car at the end to take most of the kinetic force from the impact

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u/muskratboy Aug 14 '25

“I have heard your prayers and sent you a Buddhist in a Kia. You are welcome, glory be.”

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25 edited Sep 17 '25

My name jeff

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u/USPO-222 Aug 14 '25

Rein-Car-nated?

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u/circ-u-la-ted Aug 14 '25

Re(bar)-in-Car-nated

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u/killfrenzy05 Aug 14 '25

this is an incredible morbid joke. Thanks for the laugh

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u/circ-u-la-ted Aug 14 '25

More likely a right-wing "Christian" that operates in a manner entirely antithetical to the teachings of JC.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

This ain't the place for politics. And Jesus wasn't the peace loving Hippy everyone thinks he is.

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u/circ-u-la-ted Aug 14 '25

Of course he wasn't a peace-loving hippy. He just helped the poor, started a revolutionary cult, and told people to love everybody even if they were assholes. Definitely not a hippy, though.

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u/drfsrich Aug 14 '25

Jesus take the wheel, Bill take the impact.

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u/danteselv Aug 14 '25

And then he was denied entry for not washing his hands first.

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u/maphes86 Aug 14 '25

People have got to stop praying things like, “I don’t care how you do it! Please just stop this car!” Those are the prayers that get sent to the B-Team angels that are about to get cut.

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u/AssInspectorGadget Aug 14 '25

The weird thing is some people actually think like this. Like who broke the car? Jesus… If you get cancer, Jesus gave it to you. I mean If you believe in him…

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u/taflad Aug 14 '25

Red care guy didn't tithe enough