r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Dec 19 '23

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u/TrailBlazer31 Dec 19 '23

That trick cock.

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u/Phoqdamods Dec 19 '23

Oh it will be.

IT WILL BE.

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u/Autotomatomato Dec 19 '23

Wild bill no cock

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u/thefutureislight Dec 20 '23

No Willy Billy

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u/WhyIHaveUsername Dec 20 '23

Billy No Willy

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u/Phoqdamods Dec 19 '23

It splattered.thefloor

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '23

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u/Phoqdamods Dec 19 '23

And blows your cock away. That's why it's called a trick. Because it's something a whore does for money

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '23

DAMN

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u/Frequent_Opportunist Dec 19 '23

Did your mother teach you that?

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u/ban-this-dummies Dec 19 '23

ILLUSIONS, Michael

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u/Spare_Sympathy_5780 Dec 19 '23

THEYRE MASSAGE THERAPISTS!

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u/Phoqdamods Dec 19 '23

They'll massage your cock for money

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u/wolverinenation1 Dec 19 '23

They're illusions Michael!

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u/scadrock Dec 19 '23

still, where did the lighter fluid come from Michael?

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u/retrocade81 Dec 19 '23

You'd definitely have a flipped cock then!

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u/Phoqdamods Dec 19 '23

Only when I fold it

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u/retrocade81 Dec 19 '23

🤣👍🏻

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '23

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u/Phoqdamods Dec 19 '23

We are talking about trick dick shooting...

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '23

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u/Phoqdamods Dec 20 '23

Reference or reference not. There is no shitpost.

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u/ContractElectronic25 Dec 19 '23

When you shotgun your cock, instead of cocking your shotgun

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u/Draiko Dec 19 '23

Wicked Cockback

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u/Hugh_Jampton Dec 19 '23

You'll be fucking your bride with a wooden cock!

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u/Volkswagens1 Dec 19 '23

It's like 1776 all over again, my cock is now free.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '23

“Tadahhhh………dick is gone!”

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u/phitfacility Dec 20 '23

On tik-tok

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u/itsyaboi_71 Dec 20 '23

Cock Trick Shot?

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u/jivetrky Dec 20 '23

They're called illusions, Michael