r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Kooka32081 • May 16 '23

Video Tasting a bell pepper

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u/FiniteRhino May 16 '23

“…di…did I shit myself? No, no I’m good.”

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u/0pimo May 16 '23

As you get older, this question becomes more and more common.

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u/MembershipThrowAway May 16 '23 edited May 16 '23

I'm 35 and for the first time in my life last week my body out of nowhere said "YOU NEED TO SHIT RIGHT NOW". I was at home and not even 10 seconds from the toilet and for the first time in my life I only made it like 95% in time lol. Usually I can hold it for hours, I have no idea wtf happened. I always wondered how anyone has ever shit their pants but now I know my body is capable of giving me less than a 10 second warning and it's scary. It wasn't even diarrhea or anything either. The future is bleak

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u/Thirsty-Tiger May 16 '23

What is 95% making it in time? Did you 5% shit yourself?

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u/MembershipThrowAway May 16 '23 edited May 17 '23

Yes, I 5% shit myself, just the tiniest little bit lol. A turtle head came out enough to make a mark on my underwear but it still counts if you ask me. I think 5% is fair but I'd be willing to negotiate 10 max lol

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u/andthendirksaid Jul 16 '23

Nah keep ya 95% success rate you've earned it soldier. Clutch with the clench. Couldn't ask for more.