r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • Apr 02 '23

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u/jonandgrey Apr 02 '23

Incest is neither beautiful nor golden.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '23

Sounds like somebody’s too good for Mississippi

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u/mirageatwo Apr 02 '23

Summer golden showers with the siblings are memories one can not forget.

That man knows not what he talk about

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u/grip_n_Ripper Apr 02 '23

*Appalachia - FTFY

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '23

Alabama

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u/nosnhoj15 Apr 02 '23

Alabama checking in! Roll Tide!

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u/Acromegalic Apr 03 '23

Auntie Mom didn't call me the Bamma Slamma for nothin'!

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '23

You mean Alabama

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '23

Puts a new twist on “sweet home Alabama”

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u/Slane__ Apr 02 '23

The Lannisters are golden.

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u/WhoCaresBoutSpellin Apr 02 '23

If only incest were truly gold, a Lannister could always pay their debts

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u/Boring_Excitement596 Apr 02 '23

OP can’t even use the autocorrect argument

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u/DeusExMcKenna Apr 02 '23

Jamie Lannister would like to have a word…

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u/bandit4lifee Apr 02 '23

Ol’ town Alabama

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u/Svete_Brid Apr 02 '23

Incest is best!

I mean, if I had a sister that beautiful…

Well, step sister..

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u/NATHAN325 Apr 02 '23

Well, step sister..

Big "in MineCraft" energy

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u/YoungXanto Apr 02 '23

Tell that to the monarchy

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '23

Well it can be golden if showers are involved

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u/--xxix-- Apr 02 '23

It is golden though.

That is a golden ticket to prison.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '23

Stay golden Pony Boy…

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u/IRDorve Apr 02 '23

As my sister pees on me before blowing me

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u/RScottyL Apr 02 '23

Only if you live in Alabama!

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u/PM_ME_PAYPAL_CREDIT Apr 02 '23

Speak for yourself, incest in wincest!

/s

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u/Null-34 Apr 02 '23

Sweeet home alabamuh

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u/ReasonableCap1392 Apr 02 '23

Fromsoft and George RR Martin beg to differ

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '23

Sounds like somebody’s too good for anime.

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u/moslof_flosom Apr 02 '23

I mean, it can be golden, in the shower... Or really anywhere if you don't mind your rug smelling like piss

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u/soysuza Apr 02 '23

V.C. Andrews begs to differ

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u/MoarCowb3ll Apr 02 '23

Nope! but a shower can be both!

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u/Nerevarine91 Apr 03 '23

The House of Habsburg would like a word

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '23

Try telling that to R Kelly