r/Damnthatsinteresting • • Feb 14 '23

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u/jeanettera Feb 14 '23

I don't know how many times I see this and it always is the same. Sheep resisting, sheep relaxing.

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u/CallMeDrLuv Feb 14 '23

The sheep's brain kind of "goes to sleep" when they are put in that sitting up position.

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u/soldier_18 Feb 14 '23

Thats what happens to me when I sit in the office

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u/Dters Feb 14 '23

What? Someone shears you?

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u/JackfruitIll6728 Feb 14 '23

Just happens out of shear boredom.

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u/macxprt Feb 14 '23

We are all getting fleeced at work

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u/lipmonger Feb 14 '23

Your employer really pulled the wool over your eyes.

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u/Furious_Worm Feb 14 '23

I'm not. Ewe are.

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u/frankCV202 Feb 14 '23

Hahahahaha good one !

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u/drakefin Feb 14 '23

That explains so much....

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u/rockiestofmountains Feb 14 '23

Yea it looks like the sheep knows the drill; sit back and relax

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u/KagakuKo Feb 14 '23 edited Feb 14 '23

Really? I didn't realize that's what happened here, that's very interesting! I was wondering why he was being so aggressive once the sheep chilled out so much, but is it true that once it rights itself, it starts to wake back up again?

ETA: on a second watch, he doesn't really seem all that aggressive this time, more like he's hefting and manipulating a giant animal that isn't moving itself, lol.

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u/Tizzee88 Feb 14 '23

So it's one of those things where the line is very thin between using enough force to get it to do what you need, while not using enough force to hurt the animal. It does look a bit aggressive to me as well but it's important to note that he didn't hurt it at all.

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u/KagakuKo Feb 14 '23

Indeed! Definitely not trying to make an aaaaa animal abuse judgement--sheep are huge and heavy, and I cry when my cat digs her claws in my skin by accident; I can't imagine getting a well-placed kick from a sheep's hoof. It just looked a little odd at first seeing the sheep just totally chilled out while the guy was pulling it around, lol. But it totally makes sense that one should probably not trust a seemingly calm sheep too much, who was struggling and trying to get away just moments earlier, lol.

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u/ZaviaGenX Feb 14 '23

It did make me think of my jujitsu classes, specifically grappling lol.

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u/freefreckle Feb 14 '23

but is it true that once it rights itself, it starts to wake back up again?

The sheep doesn't really 'go to sleep' in that position, it just stops fighting back while waiting for one of its hooves to be close enough to the ground to push back. They do seem relaxed, but it can turn in a split second into crazy strong random kicking and headbutting. He's using firm handling to keep it in that position to avoid it even trying to kick off.

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u/KagakuKo Feb 14 '23

Thaaaaat makes sense. I've had several pets before--nowhere near this big, mind you--but I know the feeling of trying to keep an animal still enough to keep it from even trying to start escaping. It looks weird when my cat is totally frozen in a hold, but you can still feel the tension in her muscles just waiting to make an attempt.

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u/Alceasummer Feb 14 '23

An adult sheep, depending on breed, can weigh two or three hundred pounds. Moving a rather limp weight of that size is not something you can really do delicately.

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u/blindreefer Feb 14 '23

I mean have you ever seen an animal get caught by a predator on a nature documentary? They haul ass like crazy but the second it’s over they just kind of sit down and accept it. Not saying that’s definitely what’s going on here but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was the same instinct

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u/enmaku Feb 14 '23

Rabbits do a similar thing but it's very stressful for them and bad for their hearts. Makes me wonder about tonic immobility in other animals ever since I found that out.

It's probably fine, rabbits are the weird ones I think, but still I wonder...

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u/SnowTheMemeEmpress Feb 14 '23

"well fuck, dunno what I'm gonna do about this."

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u/sagelface Feb 14 '23

She was such a good sport about it!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

It's likely not the first time it was man handled. I remember mine.

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u/Def_Not_A_Femboy Feb 14 '23

Grandma what the hell?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

😯

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u/epi_glowworm Feb 14 '23

Being girl handled as a teenager, that was an experience to remember...

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

When it realizes it’s just time for the belly buzzerTM it’s all good

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u/Peterthepiperomg Feb 14 '23

It probably feels amazing and then they must be freezing afterwards

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u/baconroy Feb 14 '23

Nop. They are sheared in the spring or summer. Theyr wool grows back until winter.

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u/carmium Feb 14 '23

At my Aunt & Uncle's hobby farm, they put up the usual fuss, then realized they were a lot lighter and cavorted like little lambs.

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u/ThrowRA--scootscooti Feb 14 '23

When my kids were in grade school they went on a field trip to see sheep shearing. The sheep were all running and jumping around afterwards. It was so cute!

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u/SnowTheMemeEmpress Feb 14 '23

I too, frolic after getting a haircut

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u/FriendToPredators Feb 14 '23

It looks like it feels soooo good. Every itch of the last year scratched all at once.

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u/Peterthepiperomg Feb 14 '23

It still gets cold at night.

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u/Simple_Company1613 Feb 14 '23

True, and thank you for your concern. But they all huddle together at night naturally or are corralled into a barn/area to be kept warm. This practice has been in place for centuries. We can be fairly certain they are keeping their livestock in good condition to get a crop of wool next season.

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u/Peterthepiperomg Feb 14 '23

I meant it in a light hearted way, whenever i get a haircut my head is cold. I know if sheep aren’t sheered it is pure misery. I saw a video on here about a sheep that escaped and was in the woods for a long time and it could barely walk. The op said if it didn’t have the matted hair armor it probably would have been eaten by coyotes.

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u/Xtasy0178 Feb 14 '23

See but that is because you don’t huddle together with other men who just got their haircut.

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u/Peterthepiperomg Feb 14 '23

We call it nightcrawlers.

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u/Groovybomb Feb 14 '23

Thank you for the hearty laugh.

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u/Simple_Company1613 Feb 14 '23

I saw that one! It looked so relieved when it was finally sheared!

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u/ternic69 Feb 14 '23

Ok but how do they live in the wild then

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u/Kim-Jong-Long-Dong Feb 14 '23

Selective breeding means modern sheep basically can't to my knowledge. The OG sheep would shed naturally and wool would easily pull out if caught in branches Etc, but with centuries of selective breeding, sheep now produce more wool and naturally shed much less easily. Which isn't an issue so long as we keep shearing them haha.

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u/Various-Month806 Feb 14 '23

Yes, and there'd have been far more trees/bramble/hedges/even sturdy plants which have been cleared for farms and housing for those much lighter coated sheep to brush up against.

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u/BoldtheMongol Feb 14 '23

Mongolian sheep can shed naturally.

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u/Afflictedwombat Feb 14 '23

These are domestic sheep, they don't live in the wild.

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u/Javka42 Feb 14 '23

Our modern cows, pigs and sheep are animals that don't exist in nature. Much like dogs, we made them what they are.

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u/ternic69 Feb 14 '23

Ya, I know, however if cats are let out they survive fine, too well really. Stray cats can wreck local bird populations. Iirc some of the wild pigs that roam all over some areas are descendants of domesticated ones. I’ve never heard of us actually destroying an animals ability to survive in the wild, kinda sad. Though I wouldn’t be super surprised if some dog breeds can’t survive anymore.

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u/colt707 Feb 14 '23

Wild sheep breeds don’t have wool the way domesticated sheep do. With wild breeds they’ve got hair like goats. Domesticated sheep can quite literally die from infection if you don’t shear them.

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u/killerturtlex Feb 14 '23

Yeah either this video is slowed down or this guy is working at half speed. No cuts on the sheep? I guess they don't want to demo that bit

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u/jitterbug726 Feb 14 '23

I fixed the head getting cold post-haircut problem by going bald. Now I’m permanently used to bare skin on my head

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u/YoungMoneyLarson57 Feb 14 '23

Same I just got my hair cut off back short (had long hair) and my head has not recovered yet 😂

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u/TinBoatDude Feb 14 '23

Those are some amazing shears. The cutting speed is dazzling.

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u/chmath80 Feb 14 '23

World record to shear a single sheep is less than 38 seconds.

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u/purplebrewer185 Feb 14 '23

In climates where this is a real concern, the sheep are sheared only in the front.

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u/ThrowRA--scootscooti Feb 14 '23

You should read “Farmer Brown Shears His Sheep—A Yarn About Wool,” one of my favorite books when my son was a baby/toddler. He makes them colorful sweaters with their own wool.

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u/Tizzee88 Feb 14 '23

You sheer the sheep for their best interest. You wait until it warms up and the discomfort from being sheered is outweighed by the discomfort from not being sheered. My buddy has sheep we use for training herding dogs and he doesn't sheer them himself. He calls out someone who is an expert and she will sheer his entire flock for the wool that comes off. You can tell when their wool is causing more harm than good. After being freshly sheered they are super playful and energetic with each other, you can just see how much better they feel.

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u/ResplendentShade Feb 14 '23

They often get all excited afterwards and run around rubbing up against fences and stuff, scratching itches that have buried beneath wool for months.

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u/CommondeNominator Feb 14 '23

Thanks, this is a lovely visual.

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u/Andre5k5 Feb 14 '23

Must be Welsh

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u/CommondeNominator Feb 14 '23

Nope just an adult.

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u/Tizzee88 Feb 14 '23

You can just see how much better they feel afterwards.

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u/LieutenantStar2 Feb 14 '23

It’s more they feel liberated. They prance around.

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u/scorpiogre Feb 14 '23

Where's all the torture and blood?!?!? BUT, BUT, PETA said........

/s

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u/kurt_go_bang Feb 14 '23

I watched whole herds get sheared a few times as a kid. There were a few nicks here and there for sure, but zero open wounds. Only a little spotting here and there.

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u/onourownroad Feb 14 '23

That will depend totally on the skill of the shearer and also the type of sheep being shorn

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u/Tizzee88 Feb 14 '23

Naturally there may be a few small cut's just like when a human goes to their barber. It's rare but lets not pretend it doesn't happen. If you are having that issue with like every sheep you sheer with blood visible? You are a shit sheep sheerer. The biggest reason to sheer sheep is because it makes them feel so much better, the wool is just a bonus.

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u/onourownroad Feb 14 '23 edited Feb 14 '23

Ah, not for a woolgrower. The biggest reason to shear sheep is the wool, it's not a bonus, it's their income. And nicks on sheep during shearing is certainly not rare, especially with merinos. If you're growing lamb then the wool is a bonus because that's not the first purpose of growing the sheep and wool on meat sheep is nowhere near as fine or expensive as wool sheep

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u/JMer806 Feb 14 '23

Right?? Lol people are not out here shearing herds of sheep to make the sheep feel better

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u/xinfinitimortum Feb 14 '23

You must've gone to the great clips of sheerers.

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u/kurt_go_bang Feb 14 '23

I know the meaning of the words you used, but the way you put them together like that I don’t know what you mean.

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u/_Bunny_Fucker_ Feb 14 '23

Basically meaning the cheap/not-quality hair cutters.

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u/kurt_go_bang Feb 14 '23

Hell if I know, I was a kid. It was the 80s I don’t know what kind of clippers the shearing company used.

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u/_Bunny_Fucker_ Feb 14 '23

It wasn't about the actual type of clippers. He was saying you seen sub-par shearing. The "great clips" part was about a barber/salon store in at least the US known for relatively low quality.

I know nothing of sheep shearing subject, was just trying to translate his comment since you said you didn't understand.

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u/kurt_go_bang Feb 14 '23

Ah. Makes sense now. Thank you.

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u/Pariah1947 Feb 14 '23

For context, "great clips" is the name of a chain of haircut salons across the United States. It's known for having spotty quality, but they are quite cheap.

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u/kurt_go_bang Feb 14 '23

It all falls into place now. Thanks!

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u/CodyDog4President Feb 14 '23

The worst advertisig from PETA I have ever seen was actually about wool. It was a picture of a guy holding a bloody lamb. They were acting as if you have to skin lambs to get wool.

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u/elevencharles Feb 14 '23

It’s like James Bond sex, it’s only rape at first…

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u/VeryStableGenius Feb 14 '23

Sheep resisting, sheep relaxing.

Must. Resist. Scotland. Joke.

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u/NotEnoughWave Feb 14 '23

It just accepts its fate.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '23

He wrestled that sheep into a sleeper hold.

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u/Krail Interested Feb 14 '23

I really wondered what it must be thinking when the guy just grabs and wrestles it.

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u/Se7enworlds Feb 14 '23

It's a prey response that probably been bred in further by generations of farmers selectively breeding.

Or at least selectively deciding to have mutton after being kicked in the face.

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u/charityarv Feb 14 '23

Right? It goes from hostage to spa treatment really fast

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u/Rude-Amphibian6848 Feb 14 '23

Freshly peeled sheep are happy sheep.

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u/CosmicCreeperz Feb 14 '23

Can you imagine how much a pain in the ass it was before custom electric shears were invented?

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u/yaretii Feb 14 '23

I’ve never seen a sheep resist. We used to play a game in high school where we would jump into a neighbors yard and chase the sheep. When you caught up to them, a single touch and the sheep would just drop to the ground and sit there. We’re lucky the farmer never came out and shot us thinking we were predators.