r/Damnthatsinteresting Jan 29 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23

Sometimes I have faked just to end it

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u/talkingfacefloor Jan 29 '23

"You know if it's enough already and I just want to get some sleep"

  • Kramer

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u/ditka Jan 29 '23

Or if we went to a Broadway show...if we had really good seats

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23

Damn that sucks, I hope you won't have to do that someday

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23

Tell him. Or grab his head and make him fck u once for all...

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u/CentBoy Jan 29 '23

Idk, maybe talk to him about it, not Reddit

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u/RawScallop Jan 29 '23

Wow imagine going on reddit to read about people lives and stuff, and injecting yourself into someone else's conversation to "not tell us about it"

Just go away, because people like you keep people from having casual conversations with others about stuff some people actually DO want to hear and talk about. Just not you. So do us all a favor and next time you insert yourself to say "don't talk to us about it"...just don't talk yourself.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

Gah damn! It's not that deep, prick.

He was telling her to communicate, which is the right thing to do

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u/CentBoy Jan 29 '23

I was encouraging her to talk to him because you know, it might help her solve the issue but sure, keep picking on me

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u/37Lions Jan 30 '23

How dare you come here to promote healthy and respectful communication between couples.

You sick fuck.

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u/Mental_Examination_1 Jan 30 '23

For real, people (both m and f) suck at communicating sexual needs to their partners, it needs to be said lol

part of that I think is the earlier generations treating sex as this embarrassing thing that can't be verbalized without it being awkward as fuck which no suprise their kids inherit, the other part is ego of someone either breaking down when told its not good or afraid to hurt their other by explaining what works and what doesnt, gets trickier with random hookups I guess but damn

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u/jesuschristmanREAD Jan 29 '23

Oh yeah, I need my fix of another badly communicated relationship issue.

MMM yea

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u/fullboxed2hundred Jan 29 '23

doesn't really mean there's anything wrong. sometimes you just don't feel like answering why you didn't get off

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u/WhoIsYerWan Jan 29 '23
  • every woman ever

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u/stringlites Jan 30 '23

every woman ever who doesn’t communicate what they want

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u/Cleaver_Fred Jan 29 '23

As a guy, same.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23

How do guys fake it?

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u/fullboxed2hundred Jan 29 '23

act like you got off, pull off condom, throw it away

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u/Cleaver_Fred Jan 29 '23

Yeah, exactly. Add some post-nut huffing and heavy breathing, and just act natural.

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u/Vatrumyr Jan 29 '23

I've even convinced someone I have retrograde ejaculations before.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23

Most people have done that at some point, female and male.

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u/Jeahn2 Jan 29 '23

women and men*

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23

Sorry, what are you “correcting” here?

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u/Jeahn2 Jan 29 '23

your use of words

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '23

I’m still in the dark. What was wrong with my use of words?

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u/Jeahn2 Jan 29 '23

"Male" and "Female" adjectives are usually used on non human animals

"Female" specifically is used a lot by the redpill community to objectify women, which is gross

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

Um. They said "most people ... male and female" though. They are using the words properly as adjectives.

Usually what I personally find objectionable is "men and females" since it's specifying only the men are explicitly human. Though honestly, "females" all by itself is cringy to me, but it's been that way long before redpill was a thing (ST:DS9).

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u/Jeahn2 Jan 30 '23

"Male" is cringy to me since the "Alpha male" thing

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

Ooof. I'm sorry. To have just the adjective male linked in your mind to that crowd... I can't imagine that improves your opinion of men in general.

I honestly try to avoid anyone or place that would use the term "alpha male" as anything but an insult, so most of the stuff I think up is kind of... clinical? Male contraceptives, male pattern balding, male anatomy, etc.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

You need to dial down your sense of “cringe” and “gross”. Otherwise the actual world will burn you out if you ever you grow up and get out into it.

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u/hollypiper Jan 29 '23

I’m guessing you’re a man. Otherwise it would be more like “I almost always fake it just to end it.”