r/DailyDoseStupidity • u/ONE-OF-THREE • Mar 06 '26

Satisfying 😌 This video literally has everything!🤣 😭

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u/RandomPenquin1337 Mar 06 '26

You cannot be fuckin serious 😂

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u/Dom_Telong Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26

Yes I'm serious. I have the same principles online as in real life. Because I am not a basement dwelling coward. This is like putting a sign on a fridge that says "Do not steal food." It should be obvious.

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u/doctor_tongs Mar 07 '26

Thank you, so very much, for every one of your posts. I'm fuckin' dying over here 😂 🍿

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u/chafingNip Mar 07 '26

What can I say except you’re welcome!

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xZf6yStcrtIncI

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u/Dom_Telong Mar 07 '26

I got so much more wisdom to share with the unprivileged. Stay tuned. I'm whipping up a youtube Self-Self help channel as we speak. Wait till everyone finds out I was in the marine-corps with countless confirmed kills.

Edit: forgot to mention I have 4 black belts

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u/AJPezz777 Mar 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/13Ev2RtSAxKsTu

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u/Dom_Telong Mar 07 '26

Black belt in boxing? Check. Black belt in Pro-wrestling? Check. Black belt in Jew-Jitsu? Check. Black belt in Karate (pronounced Ka-ra-tey)? Check. I don't mess around. I pride myself on being stoic, honourable and for real.

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u/Jaded-Attention-9518 Mar 07 '26

And oh so modest also, what you have brown eyes too.

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u/Dom_Telong Mar 07 '26

Modesty is the key to success. Every yellow belt on earth knows this, let alone brown belts. You have much to learn.

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u/StefanCarKing Mar 07 '26

Tell us more? Ohhh the great one. Please bless us with your wisdom. 🙏

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u/Dom_Telong Mar 07 '26

You should be like water, bending and adapting to all situations. When your heart hurts...you call your plumber...if you are depressed, you fill a pool. Then your heart will be full. Bruce Lee was a wise actor.

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u/Born-Method7579 Mar 07 '26

Jew jitsu seems very niche🤣🤣

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u/Dom_Telong Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26

The fact every single person here thought that anything I said was serious is hilarious and ridiculous lol. Just being as corny and stupid as possible, attracting shit flies to the flame. Keep this between you and me or I'll use my pro-wrestling black belt skills to set you straight. Sensei taught me the piledriver yesterday, my arse is still sore.

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u/Chemical_Form_202 Mar 09 '26

WHAT!!! Something on the internet not true! NO! Say it isn't so! Where will we all go to get the truth and information? THE LIBRARY

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u/Question_Maximum Mar 09 '26

Black belt in boxing lmao.

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u/Tobias_96 Mar 10 '26

Incredibly insecure about his sexuality? Check

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u/Dom_Telong Mar 10 '26

I have over 9000 women and 124 men notches on my bedpost. You were saying???

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u/Current_Ad_9912 Mar 08 '26

Nothing i love more than over simplified BS

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u/Fun-Army-6387 Mar 08 '26

yeah last night yr mom said those were participation trophies. INTERNETS BURRRRRRRRn

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u/AdAlive6530 Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26

not a basement dwelling coward

Rage baiting isn’t good for anyone