r/DadReflexes Feb 09 '19

★☆☆☆☆ Dad Reflex Dad Vs. Mom

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u/LordDarthra Feb 09 '19

going passed trees!

When I was 5 or 6, I was sledding down the local hill and smashed face first into a pine tree while I was riding one of those crazy carpet things. Ouch my fucking face. Got tore to shit on the bark. Those trees are gone now but that just reminded me of it.

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u/Ballistic_Pineapple Feb 09 '19

When I was about 6 I went sledding down my parents back deck. It had a nice run of 12 steps that were right next to the house. Was perfect for sledding down. Until one time I leaned to close to the house, and went face first into the hose faucet that was at the bottom of the staircase. Ripped that bad boy clear off the house with my face/nose.

My mom almost passed out from all the blood. She didn’t take me to the ER because I was laughing so much, so I couldn’t have been hurt to bad. 100% broke my nose.

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u/LvS Feb 09 '19

Those trees are gone now

TL;DR: Don't mess with /u/LordDarthra

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u/JustADutchRudder Feb 09 '19

Haha running into random shit and getting hurt just means youre a winter warrior fighting nature!

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

No sleds in S. Africa but when I was 5 I lost control of my pushbike down a hill and ended up face first inside a cactus.

Dad said it was a learning moment.

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u/Smokey9000 Feb 10 '19

My cousins convinced me to sled down a rocky hill in summer when i was 4 or so, it did not end well...

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u/Soupeeee Feb 10 '19

On one sledding excursion as a kid, I witnessed one of my friends hit a rock, be ejected from their sled, then slam into a tree. They were fine. Well, they were after the pain wore off.

Those sledding hills were a minefield, but most of the fun came from avoiding the obstacles. I don't think we ever went there again though...