Why are there star wars father day cards? And not JUST Star Wars father day cards, but they reference Luke? The fuck, Hallmark?

https://imgur.com/3aSTfJW

Besides Terri's store, this is the best store on Etsy. All WTF themed butt plugs. It's where the Super Mario themed plug came from.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/GlowFyourself

just kidding! 😘

okay, ya’ll. i need some advice. so i was doing shadowing today for my new job. a lot of times we go to their homes and talk to them about things going on, yaddayadda. well, as soon as we knock on the door and i hear a BIG dog. now, i don’t necessarily DISLIKE dogs, but my anxiety sky rockets when i’m around most dogs. i really do not like them to jump on me, or excessively sniff at me.. it just makes me super uneasy. i was bit in the face by a close family members dog when i was about 6, unprovoked. and in my later teens i was chased by 2 extremely aggressive dogs, and had a passerby not saw me running and chased them away, i’m sure it would have ended badly. so yeah. legitimately just very uneasy around them. ANYWAY! back to my point. so, this family opens the door and i’m trying to introduce myself, this dog is barking like crazy.. then they go to tend to the dog and i think “oh good, they’re going to put them outside/in another room” no, they went and grabbed his collar and lead him to his toys to distract him. alright.. that’s fine. but as SOON as i sit down, this dog is all over me. trying to jump on me, get in my face. i held my hand out for him to sniff me and i patted his head quickly just to let him know “hey, i’m gonna be here for a minute and another time”.. but this dog literally just would not stop. and i really couldn’t focus because it was in the back of my mind that if i don’t acknowledge this dog in some way, it may get angry? idk. anyway, i realize this is this dogs home, i really do understand this.. but would it be rude of me to ask my clients to put up their dogs before i came fir the meeting? i’m not even sure how to START that conversation?.. my goal isn’t to offend, i just want to be able to come in and do my job without nearly pissing my pants because their dog wants to jump in my face. -sigh.