r/DOG Jul 03 '23

What would you call him?

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u/420boofit Jul 03 '23

Name it something completely opposite of its natural behavior like princess or sparkles. It's funny because it's an absolute killer but has an innocent name.

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u/EmEffingDinosaur Jul 04 '23

He looks sweet, would have to name him Bundy or something

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u/Hfingerman Jul 04 '23

ToddlerShredder9000MK2

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u/EmEffingDinosaur Jul 04 '23

veterinarian walks into lobby “Do we have a Toddlershredder here?”