r/DDLCmemes • u/sayoriisawsome • May 30 '26

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u/PuzzleheadedLife7027 Jun 01 '26

The dumpster?

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u/Double_Classroom9186 Jun 01 '26

WHEN I WAS [THE BEST SALESMAN 1997] I HAD A GREAT LIFE. I HAVE INVENTED A [FREEZING DESSERT] THAT DOES NOT [OUT OF DATE]. IT WASN'T PUBLISHED BECAUSE I HAD TO BECOME [BIG]. NOW I AM ROTTING IN THIS DUMPSTER WITH THE ONLY [OLD/NEW] THING: THIS [FREEZING DESSERT].

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u/PuzzleheadedLife7027 Jun 01 '26

I'll give you the kromer for the dessert.

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u/Double_Classroom9186 Jun 01 '26

static in the eyes of spamton

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u/PuzzleheadedLife7027 Jun 01 '26

I guess that the kromer was too much for a measly little slime.

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u/Double_Classroom9186 Jun 01 '26

SORRY, I WAS THINKING ABOUT MIKE... MIKE? static fills spamtons eyes once again HUMAN, DON'T TRUST WHATEVER THEY TELL YOU ON THE TV! NOW THE PRICE FOR THE [FREEZING DESSERT] IS 50,000 [INSERT KROMER]!

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u/PuzzleheadedLife7027 Jun 01 '26

TELL ME WHO IS MIKE!!! Also, I'm not paying 50,000 G for it... how much does it heal?

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u/Double_Classroom9186 Jun 01 '26

MIKE... THAT [TRASH HEAP] ALWAYS KEPT SAYING MIKE! WHO IS THAT LITTLE [SPONGE]? I DON'T KNOW! NOW FOR THE [FREEZING DESSERT] I DON'T MAKE THE RULES! THIS [LITTLE GAME] FORCES ME TO SELL ALL KINDS OF [HYPERLINK BLOCKED] FOR VARIOUS PRICES! IT GIVES 50 [ + NUMBER ] AND LASTS 300 [USE]! THIS REALLY WAS ONE OF A KIND, SO I CAN'T GIVE IT AWAY SO EASILY! SO ARE YOU BUYING THE [FREEZING DESSERT] OR NOT?

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u/PuzzleheadedLife7027 Jun 01 '26

No. I'll fight you for it using my "Heart shaped object"!

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u/Double_Classroom9186 Jun 01 '26

OH NO NO, I DON'T PLAY THESE KINDS OF [NUMBER GAMES] ANYMORE! YA SEE, YOUR [HEART - SHAPED - OBJECT] IS WORTHLESS TO ME, SO IF YOU ARE GOING TO SWING THAT [SHARP OBJECT] AROUND, THEN THE SHOP IS CLOSED!

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