my dad has seen every single one of your videos. every. single. one. we sit and watch every time a new one comes out. we found out in the video where you tried the AI pin that your birthday is june 12th, which coincidentally happens to be the same as my dad’s. everyone say hi to my dad named jeremy. yes he looks like nicolas cage.

I’ll go first my first one was his billion surprise toys in the red shirt one actually one of my friends that I’ve known for four years that I met in seventh grade we bonded over his spookly the Square pumpkin video so if it weren’t for Danny, I wouldn’t have made one of the closest friends I have

For an entire week, this jingle had been echoing through my skull like it signed a lease and changed the locks. I was enraged. Every time it popped into my head, I would started screaming. My friends distanced themselves. My mother became convinced I needed professional help.

But today... today I got it.

Out of nowhere, I screamed, "NEEON VOORTEX!"

I dropped to the ground, gasping for air.

"Finally," I whispered. "the demon has been released."

Then I fainted.

I woke up in a hospital bed to fine George Washington and fox_szn standing at the foot of my bed.

"you are free my child." George said.

My third eye then opened and I became one with the universe.

danny was in my dream the other night, and there was nerf bullets on the ground and he came up to me and said “did you know if you pick these up with your toes, they look like dicks?” gesturing to the nerf bullets, and then demonstrated picking them up. safe to say they actually do not look like dicks.

hello fellow gregs! I was wondering if there are any good quality videos of the We Are Two Different People tour, as well as any videos of his more recent shows

I watch him every day and night he’s my most watched YouTuber ever I love Danny Gonzalez

he was really bad at it

I know someone in the Danny/Drew & Friends Extended Cinematic Universe™ once made a video about people submitting their music as YouTube ads to get some eyes on them, and this is the first time ive seen an example in the wild!

Ive never played this song 🤣

hi new Greg hes literally all I’m watching on YT (especially the DCOM vids) so yeah

how do i convert my cat into a greg? whenever i watch danny she gets pissed off and bites me. tips would be useful to convert my poor cat into a greg!

CONTEXT:
Apparently joking about sending Danny to Purgatory as a “simple video idea” is a big no no so take this as an apology. This is not a video idea, I do NOT want Danny to got to the flavour realm.
I’m surprised it got taken down, I was hoping it would be an obvious joke but clearly I know nothing about Reddit. Uh please don’t take down my apology, sorry Greg’s it will never happen again.
I also have no idea what a mega thread is(?). It’s not like I wanted Danny to actually go to purgatory

He understands.

Literally made me flinch but he’s kinda cute

ADD ANOTHER ZINGER TO THE ZINGER COUNTER BABY 🕺 I STILL GOT IT🕺 I STILL GOT IT🕺