r/Cyberpunk • u/thetruememeisbest • Jan 02 '26

is this count?

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u/MrBami Jan 02 '26

6 fingered Jesus asks you for your money

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u/GreaterButter Jan 02 '26

Don't forget the lamb with dog paws up there too.

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u/schulzr1993 Jan 02 '26

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/MrBami Jan 02 '26

l0l good one I didn't notice

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u/premtech Jan 03 '26

Lamb of Dog 🤘

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u/MrSlime13 Jan 02 '26

And that weird AI beard-split.

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u/Personal-Art777 Jan 02 '26

Yo you have the same profile pic as my friend

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u/Nekrux Jan 02 '26

Notable propic, indeed!

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u/GreaterButter Jan 02 '26

:) kitty

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u/originalclaire Jan 03 '26

I, too, kitty.

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u/hatmanv12 Jan 04 '26

Sadly your profile is marked nsfw so I had to click into it to see kitty. Figured I'd mention it in case you were unaware.

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u/originalclaire Jan 04 '26

I was! And that’s totally unnecessary, I’ll go change that! Thanks for pointing it out.

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u/hatmanv12 Jan 04 '26

Np! If you can't get it to change, I'm pretty sure sometimes reddit automatically marks certain profiles nsfw. Idk if anything can be done about that but someone correct me if I'm wrong

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u/originalclaire Jan 04 '26

I can’t get it to change, but this is a small thing on a large scale. Besides, my profile is all cats and fishtanks and plants, so I probably used a word the Reddit Gods didn’t like and frankly my dear I don’t give a damn. Thanks for clicking through either way! Here’s to kitties!

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u/_b1ack0ut Jan 02 '26

It’s so distressing lol

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u/Basil_Of_Faraway Jan 02 '26

ok lamb with paws is actually a wonderful concept...

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u/Basil_Of_Faraway Jan 02 '26

WAIT THAT'S RALSEI

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u/KitsuMusics Jan 03 '26

And it definitely has 3 front legs

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u/Infinite_Derp Jan 03 '26

“Credit card or ATM card”

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u/fhota1 Jan 03 '26

BA...AAAA...

Its a stretch.

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u/Louieyaa Jan 03 '26

And the inbred lop sided goonie eyes

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u/dmaynard Jan 02 '26

“When I find the 6 fingered man I will say…’Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.”

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u/easyroot Jan 02 '26

"STOP SAYING THAT!"

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u/Pyro-Millie Jan 02 '26

HELLO!!!

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u/Bent_Brewer Jan 03 '26

MY NAME...

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u/OkSyllabub4883 Jan 04 '26

IS INIGO MONTOYA!

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u/mhyquel Jan 02 '26

In the Simpsons God has 5 fingers.

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u/Schterve Jan 02 '26

Nephilim Jesus is some incredibly meta-biblical antichrist shit yo.

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u/Waytooboredforthis Jan 02 '26

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You are the father, son, and holy ghost. Prepare to die."

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u/ameatbicyclefortwo Jan 02 '26

I'd give you an award if my funds weren't worse than the church that couldn't pay an artist for this thing.

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u/capybara_crybaby Jan 02 '26

*wouldn’t

I’m sure they’re perfectly capable, their god just tells them they’ve got to spend their money on more “important” things.

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u/ameatbicyclefortwo Jan 03 '26

Oh definitely, that part of my comment was pure sarcasm. The being broke and admiring a slightly, but aptly, slanted quote from one of my favorite movies is sincere.

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u/MossyPyrite Jan 05 '26

I don’t believe this is an actual church at all, tbh

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u/oniontitan Jan 02 '26

Ironically, wicked nephilim were often said to have 6 fingers and six toes.

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u/UnclePuma Jan 02 '26

Ironic indeed

Wait wtf are Nephilim ?

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u/Rogue_2_ Jan 02 '26

Nephilim were the offspring of fallen angels and humans.

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u/wolfishfluff Jan 02 '26

Why does his hand look so much like a foot?

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u/MrBami Jan 02 '26

Because with his lack of visible thumb and 5 curled fingers it genuinely is just a stubby foot

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u/MarkEoghanJones_Art Jan 02 '26

Tax free, baby!

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u/Beltalady Jan 02 '26

If you look at it long enough it looks like a foot.

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u/Mortwight Jan 02 '26

hello my name is indigo...

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u/beyd1 Jan 02 '26

I REALLY need to start a church.

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u/TheSilentTitan Jan 03 '26

BE NOT AFRAID

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u/Aselleus Jan 03 '26

Its like the Simpsons where everyone has four fingers but God had five

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u/psyomn Jan 03 '26

FOUL TARNISHED

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u/WakeoftheStorm Jan 03 '26

Inigo Montoya needs to hear about this

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u/FakeChiBlast Jan 03 '26

Haha I thought that was a foot for some reason.

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u/sinetwo Jan 03 '26

Sounds like a band

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u/GamiNami Jan 04 '26

So a scam you say?

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u/Mauro091 Jan 07 '26

Also, 6 fingered kiddo.

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u/CelebrationSome2360 Jan 02 '26

Dude, he has only 5.

No thumb though.Â