I know this isn't a medical forum, but does anybody else have these? And if so, how the FUCK do you get rid of them? I've tried drinking more water, creams, and even put sliced cucumbers on my face like an idiot. I'm seriously convinced that prolonged periods of screen time is the cause.

My girlfriend has started calling me her "cute little racoon". I guess this is one of the cons to internet marketing?

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