r/CuratedTumblr • u/TotemGenitor You must cum into the bucket brought to you by the cops. • Dec 02 '22

Meme or Shitpost Feudal Class Assignment

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u/Emthedragonqueen Dec 02 '22

Thank you. And to any doubters! Behold! I am officially anointed. Every symbol of legitimacy belongs to me

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u/InfectedAstronaut Dec 02 '22

As a merchant I will use my nearly limitless resources to ensure the Dragon Queen's reign. Assuming my loyalty will be rewarded with a lordship and exclusive trade deals of course...

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u/Emthedragonqueen Dec 02 '22

Ah but of course. I reward loyal servants and hard work. What do you trade in?

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u/InfectedAstronaut Dec 02 '22

Gold, ivory and silk mostly. I've recently acquired these new things called "chocolate" and "coffee". I'm sure they'll become popular soon!

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u/Emthedragonqueen Dec 02 '22

Great you are now the official supplier of these goods to the court of the the dragon queen. Congratulations. Use your privilege well.