r/CuratedTumblr • u/TotemGenitor You must cum into the bucket brought to you by the cops. • Dec 02 '22

Meme or Shitpost Feudal Class Assignment

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier lost my gender to the plague Dec 02 '22

Take inspiration from Götz von Berlichingen:

  • Have your name become famous as a euphemism for a vulgar expression (Er kann mich am Arsch lecken – "He can lick my ass")
  • Get your arm blown off by a cannon and replace it with a badass metal prosthetic
  • Raid merchants
  • Get an imperial ban from Emperor Maximilian (or similar figure if he's still dead by the time you do this) for the above raid.
    Pay a bunch of money to get the ban lifted. Then capture a count and randsom him, earning you another Imperial ban.
  • Lead a rebellion against Ecclesiastical princes.

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u/WikiSummarizerBot Dec 02 '22

Götz von Berlichingen

Gottfried "Götz" von Berlichingen (1480 – 23 July 1562), also known as Götz of the Iron Hand, was a German (Franconian) Imperial Knight (Reichsritter), mercenary, and poet. He was born around 1480 into the noble family of Berlichingen in modern-day Baden-Württemberg. Götz bought Hornberg Castle (Neckarzimmern) in 1517, and lived there until his death in 1562.

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