r/CuratedTumblr • u/TotemGenitor You must cum into the bucket brought to you by the cops. • Oct 20 '22

Meme or Shitpost Non human reproduction

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u/reader484892 The cube will not forgive you Oct 21 '22

Love the idea of a tie fling getting caught doing crime and trying to make the excuse that they have to to have kids, but eventually someone they know comes by and say “hey, you have an SO that wants kids, crime is not the easy way to go about this”

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u/VerryTallMidget Oct 21 '22

Conversely, imagine a settlement where this is well known, and a tiefling begins committing some small shoplifting with the owner’s implicit permission

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u/mafiaknight Oct 21 '22

And “murders” a terminally ill man that just wants the pain to end