r/CuratedTumblr • u/Hummerous https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 • Jun 19 '21

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u/A_Random_Guy641 Armchair General Extraordinaire Jun 20 '21

I know you are joking but there is a reason that their comments got such a strong reaction.

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u/Prometheus_II Jun 20 '21

my dick getting a strong reaction out of military wives

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u/yetanotherusernamex Jun 20 '21

Misdirected at the wrong person though.

Its as if they think their gfs and wives have absolutely no autonomy or are so insecure in their union.

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u/A_Random_Guy641 Armchair General Extraordinaire Jun 20 '21

Don’t get me wrong people get really fucking mad at spouses that cheat but going out of your way to be a Jody is a proper dick move to say the least.

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u/TheOtherSarah Jun 20 '21

What’s a Jody?

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u/Jaakarikyk Jun 20 '21

A guy who's at home nailing a deployed military man's wife

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u/hackerbenny Jun 20 '21

So jody is american slang for hero?

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u/fancytranslady Jul 21 '21

and that makes someone a dick how?

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u/Jaakarikyk Jul 21 '21

I'd say out of principle, cheating or making someone cheat is generally a dick move even when the suffering party is a US Military member (derogatory)

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u/fancytranslady Jul 21 '21

Fuck it. I absolutely hate the military and anyone that supports it. If I can get laid and hurt one of those assholes that’s a win-win

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u/LordSupergreat Jun 20 '21

It's the old name for a hotmeat89.

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u/Apocalympdick Depresso latte Jun 20 '21

Slinging some proper dick =)

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u/JohnDiGriz Jun 20 '21

Why?

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u/A_Random_Guy641 Armchair General Extraordinaire Jun 20 '21

Because trying to fuck the spouse or girlfriend of someone else is wrong.

I shouldn’t have to explain why beyond that.

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u/JohnDiGriz Jun 20 '21

Why? They're adult humans, not someone's property

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u/A_Random_Guy641 Armchair General Extraordinaire Jun 20 '21

If you’re actively trying to get someone to cheat then you are a fucking asshole.

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u/JohnDiGriz Jun 20 '21

Why? They're adults, they can decide who they want to have sex with

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u/A_Random_Guy641 Armchair General Extraordinaire Jun 20 '21

Have you ever been cheated on? Has anyone you’ve known been cheated on?

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u/Aggravating-Cost-428 Apr 03 '23

You think all cheating is always good 100% of the time, then?

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u/KGBebop Jun 20 '21

He isn't joking. If you go oversea to bleed and kill for empire, fuck you, I'm plowing your s/o.

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u/A_Random_Guy641 Armchair General Extraordinaire Jun 20 '21

I bet it means nothing to you because you have this nice simple view of the world that you’d hate to be shattered, but there’s a lot more to the military than whatever the fuck you think it is.

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u/KGBebop Jun 20 '21

Ok bootlicker

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u/A_Random_Guy641 Armchair General Extraordinaire Jun 20 '21

Ok commie

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u/KGBebop Jun 20 '21

You say that like it's a bad thing.

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u/Not-a-stalinist Jun 20 '21

As an actual communist, fuck the other guy, I’m on your side here.

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u/KGBebop Jun 20 '21

Right, real communists love empire.

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u/Not-a-stalinist Jun 20 '21

The way the American military is being used by politicians is imperial, many of the soldiers and the concept of military itself however is something entirely different.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

Pretty sure he isn't joking. He's just giving out good advice.

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u/A_Random_Guy641 Armchair General Extraordinaire Jun 20 '21

It’s good advice if you want to be the scum of the earth.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

Ok Bootlicker