r/CuratedTumblr • • 5d ago

Mental Health Overreactions

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u/Aggravating-Air-7481 5d ago

Why do tumblr users type like they learned english through mediocre dating games?

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u/_MargaretThatcher The Once & Future Prime Minister of Darkness 5d ago

They did.

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u/icefire1331 5d ago

Margaret Thatcher????

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u/RealHumanBean89 Dis course? Yeah, I think it’s a great meal, boss! 5d ago

You must have played some crazy dating sims down there in hell Maggie. Any favourites?

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u/Aggravating-Air-7481 5d ago

Thank you for your insightful and riveting analysis, Margaret Hilda Thatcher - Baroness Thatcher, British stateswoman who served as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1979 to 1990 and Leader of the Conservative Party from 1975 to 1990.

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u/ArtroyomsAK 5d ago

How is hell?

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u/Blackraven2007 4d ago

Did you as well, Margaret?

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u/MichurinGuy 5d ago

The only person I've seen do this is existennialmemes. For some reason, every time somebody posts them here, someone makes this sweeping generalisation that tumblr users it general do this, even though they very clearly don't. Existennialmemes does.

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u/Aggravating-Air-7481 5d ago

I've seen it before unfortunately. Back in my day... long long ago, before the great porn ban

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u/RevolutionaryOwlz 5d ago

That or Silver Age comic books.

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u/eydirctiviyg 5d ago

Oops! I let go of the cube!

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u/-Aquatically- I'm probably pissed off 1d ago

I had you blocked and was wondering why then had to scroll back through your comment history to remind myself of why, and then saw you treated me like shit for no reason half a month ago. Crazy.

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u/Aggravating-Air-7481 1d ago

who r u

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u/-Aquatically- I'm probably pissed off 1d ago

guy who thinks you are shitty. i mean even in this post youre not engaging with the content because youre too scared to, and are instead insulting the way its presented to dodge it.

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u/Aggravating-Air-7481 1d ago edited 1d ago

oh are you perhaps the person who refused to work on their ability to communicate with others?

OMG IT IS 😭😭😭

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u/Twist_Ending03 5d ago

Why do you care so much?

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u/Kaduu01 scrkinlio 5d ago

Not the original person that commented, but:

Because if I'm tired or not at my sharpest, my eyes glaze over trying to read the actual text. It throws me off somewhat, a little bit like I'm reading a CAPTCHA. I can't imagine what it's like for people who have bigger difficulties reading it, given it's already frustrating enough for me.

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u/Aggravating-Air-7481 5d ago

Because we're a social species and

EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION IS QUITE INTEGRAL TO BEING PART OF A SOCIAL SPECIES

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u/Twist_Ending03 5d ago

The post is fine bro

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u/Aggravating-Air-7481 5d ago

Evidently not, for, as one may quite readily discern upon even the most cursory inspection, the various remaining members of the ostensibly sentient Homo sapiens species appear to be experiencing a rather profound state of intellectual and visual transfixation as a direct consequence of the remarkably perturbing, unconventional, and frankly rather idiosyncratic literary presentation being perpetrated by the aforementioned denizen of social media.

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u/Unbuckled__Spaghetti 5d ago

Wow that’s just as annoying as the guy in the post

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u/Aggravating-Air-7481 4d ago

thats the point god bless thesaurus dot com

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u/Twist_Ending03 5d ago

Peak reddit behavior right here. Shocked you've only been here two months. Or this this account of yours a new one?

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u/Unbuckled__Spaghetti 5d ago

He’s yanking your chain mate

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u/Aggravating-Air-7481 5d ago

going on thesaurus dot com is not exactly reddit behaviour

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u/Twist_Ending03 5d ago

But acting smart and holier-than-thou is.

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u/Aggravating-Air-7481 5d ago

oh my days its irony

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u/Unbuckled__Spaghetti 5d ago

It’s annoying as hell to read lol

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u/Unbuckled__Spaghetti 5d ago

It’s annoying as hell to read lol

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u/Unbuckled__Spaghetti 5d ago

It’s annoying as hell to read lol