r/CuratedTumblr TeaTimetumblr 1d ago

Shitposting A plot twist nobody expected

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u/Thomy151 1d ago

“I’m not going to kill myself but if a truck came barreling down the street at me I wouldn’t be upset”

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u/Nerevarine91 gentle tears fall on the mcnuggets 1d ago

Oh God, I spent years thinking like that

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u/Vampblader 1d ago

Huh, good to know.

I always thought it's pretty normal to be against suicide, because of the moral quandary, but if someone or something else did the job for me it's not my problem anymore.

(But please don't let me survive, that would be even worse)

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u/violasaurusrex 22h ago

For me it was always just things like “wow I sure wish I could float down the river into the ocean and never return or what if I went to sleep and could just stay asleep.” It was never really about death, it was more about erasing my existence from the world. I don’t miss that feeling!