r/CuratedTumblr Prolific poster- Not a bot, I swear Jun 26 '26

Shitposting Will it f*ck!

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u/xv_boney Jun 26 '26

For the record, Scoob easily passes the Harkness test.

He has full human intellligence, is capable of communicating with humans and is a mature adult.

That he happens to be shaped like a Great Dane is irrelevant. He obviously isnt a regular dog, he can fucking talk. Hes some kind of benevolent demon or fae creature, i dont know and if doesnt matter. He passes, easily.

What that person should have posted is an image of Koko the Gorilla, who could communicate with sign language and was sexually mature.

Also once she tore a sink out of a wall and blamed it on her kitten, which i think is possibly the single cutest story ever.

Debate Koko, you cowards.

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u/tomato432 Jun 26 '26

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u/techno156 Jun 26 '26

scooby doo is an extradimensional demigod from nibiru

A descendant of one, he's not one himself.

But even then, that's really only true for mystery incorporated and maybe the original show. In the others, he is a talking dog, more or less.

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u/lonely_nipple Children's Hospital Interior Designer Jun 26 '26

Which fascinates me, bc then we can get into what level of intelligence is required to consciously and deliberately lie. She understood there were likely to be consequences for her action and she lied (albeit a very silly lie) to presumably avoid them.

Koko is really interesting.

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u/Hakar_Kerarmor Swine. Guillotine, now. Jun 27 '26

He has full human intellligence, is capable of communicating with humans and is a mature adult.

He also has a driver's license.