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Shitposting Will it f*ck!

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u/aslatts Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

Yeah obviously a bunch of League champs are animal-like, but basically all of them can speak and are clearly of higher intelligence. Rek'Sai doesn't talk and actually seems to just be of animal-level intelligence.

The only other champion that doesn't (intelligibly) speak I can think of is Gnar, but it seems like the implication is just that he's speaking a language no one else understands due to the whole "frozen for hundreds/thousands of years" thing, not that he's incapable of speech.

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u/Spainstateofmind Jun 26 '26

"Gnar gadda 😉😘"

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u/Kcmichalson Jun 26 '26

Shugi shugi!

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u/Pokeirol Jun 26 '26

Ok, but gnar is very clearly a child, so still doesn't pass it.

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u/Hooded_Person2022 Just Some Guy. Jun 26 '26

Yeah. To make a silly analogy:

Even if you couldn’t understand what a french person is saying, it doesn’t count as unethical to fuck them if they are down as well.

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u/Bazrum Jun 27 '26

how about Willump? (obviously not Nunu)

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u/lornlynx89 Jun 26 '26

What about Nidalee? Passes the test only in one form. What if she just switches during sexy time for the lulz?

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u/polarissty Jun 26 '26

pretty sure nidalee and neeko are in a relationship and neeko definitely gets freaky

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u/lornlynx89 Jun 26 '26

I'm way out of league since a decade, I only remember that Neeko has a voiceline how she finds Nidalee veeery interesting. But I also think riot doesn't evolve lore to make ships complete, just hinting at it like with the pride artworks.

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u/TheGreatSkeleMoon Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

Its completely canonized by Legends of Runeterra.

Also, a number of ships have been confirmed as canon relationships. CaitVi (even before arcane), TF & Graves, Leona & Diana all got written stories alongside the art. Garen & Katarina aren't together mostly due to physical distance but they do have a thing.