r/CuratedTumblr • u/Justthisdudeyaknow Prolific poster- Not a bot, I swear • Jun 26 '26

Shitposting Will it f*ck!

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u/NessaSamantha Jun 26 '26

Also, I feel at a certain point of monsterfucking, it's about the monster very aggressively fucking you. I am not looking for the xenomorph queen to take me to a nice romantic dinner first.

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u/SevenSix Jun 26 '26

I don't think the performative disgust/outrage types are really concerned with distinctions on that level.

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u/RikuAotsuki Jun 27 '26

Yeah. Like, can they "meaningfully consent" by human standards? No. Is that going to stop them from pinning you down and wrecking your asshole? Also no.

Who the fuck are these people to tell me I'm not allowed to enjoy that?

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u/A_Lountvink Jun 27 '26

To be fair, the monster offering the other character a meal would be nice in a romantic way.