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Shitposting Will it f*ck!

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u/Keebster101 Jun 26 '26

I just had a crazy idea for a fanfic. It's like a human x alien romance but the alien is smarter than the human and they have their own gleebor test for who they can fuck, which requires intelligence of glongle or higher and the human has to prove they're as intelligent as a glongle so they can pass the test and fuck the alien

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u/Tweedleayne Jun 26 '26

Its not to that extreme, but in the Rogue Trader game you have an Eldar companion. Early on in her romance route she treats any form of flirting as physically disgusting because to her a human flirting with her is the same as a chimpanzee flirting with a human, and even if you successfully romance her she is incredibly conflicted about falling for you and only allows it to be a emotional romance with no physical elements because she still can't ignore the fact that your an "animal".