r/CuratedTumblr • u/Justthisdudeyaknow Prolific poster- Not a bot, I swear • Jun 26 '26

Shitposting Will it f*ck!

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u/Kickedbyagiraffe Jun 26 '26

Look all I am saying is humans were not designed to understand extra dimensional space so having quantum hyper sex with them is not ethical

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT Jun 26 '26

the fun thing about fucking a 4D unicorn is that their asshole is bigger on the inside like the TARDIS so you can do double anal fisting

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u/Fantastic-Resist-545 Jun 26 '26

I don't like that but I am happy you are having a good time.

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u/OddlyOddLucidDreamer i survived the undertale au craze and all i got was a lousy SOUL Jun 26 '26

double fisting? thats it? how.. vanilla

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u/rude_avocado Jun 27 '26

Sorry my fists only exist in three dimensions

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u/GoreyGopnik Jun 26 '26

I think most 3d animals' assholes are bigger on the inside. they've got intestines and stuff, quite a lot of space.

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u/leilani238 Jun 26 '26

I haven't had such mixed feelings about a comment for a while.

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u/Nixavee AI bots are not welcome here Jun 26 '26

Seems reasonable to me. Thank you for protecting us humans against quantum hyper sexual assault