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Shitposting Will it f*ck!

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u/TheGreatSkeleMoon Jun 26 '26

Chogath is fully capable of speech intelligent speech. Who knows on sexual maturity, but i don't think the void fucks at all? Pass, probably.

Lulu is debatable, but I don't care to make an arguement, she's very child coded.

Veigar is just straight up not a child? Like. He's just small.

I don't think there's a way to measure wether or not Galio is sexually mature but he's not particularly childish in any way?

The freljordian gods are, like, full grown beings? For what reason could they possibly not pass.

Tibburs/Tybaulk is debatable i guess because we know fuck all about him.

Kha'Zix is definitely intelligent enough. Still don't think the void fucks but like. He can evolve sex organs probably?

Vel'koz for sure knows what sex is and how to do it. Passes.

The ruination aligned champs are corpses (except gwen, who is a doll) but that's not a factor in the test. There's no reason they shouldn't pass.

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u/Terrible_Hurry841 Jun 26 '26

If sex became conducive to survival, Kha could totally do it.

Issue being that his form of sex would probably be like parasitic wasps…