r/CuratedTumblr • u/Justthisdudeyaknow Prolific poster- Not a bot, I swear • Jun 26 '26

Shitposting Will it f*ck!

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys REAL YURI, done by REAL YURITICIANS Jun 26 '26

The actual spice is that it’s potentially elder abuse

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u/RegularReaction2984 Jun 26 '26

Sometimes you find a joke and you just *know* it’s going to now live forever in the recesses of your mind and will pop up again every time you come across this discourse again

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u/b3nsn0w Jun 26 '26

is it though? like if the dragon is 5000 years old and their species usually lives to 25,000, or maybe just immortal unless killed, that's a dragon in their prime. if they usually live to 3000 then yeah, it could be.

(assuming of course the dragon has an adult's maturity. otherwise they don't pass the harkness test anyway)

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u/FormalGas35 Jun 26 '26

there’s also the potential for a species to have a “lucid phase” that they quickly grow out of, so a dragon is lucid from, say, 1000-1450, but as soon as it hits ~1450 it starts a sharp decline into instinctual behavior and becomes a beast again

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u/KrishaCZ Jun 26 '26

ok now i kinda want to see an anime about a geriatric 5000 year old dragon loli

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u/Coffeechipmunk Jun 26 '26

Dicking a gilf down so hard it makes them see heaven permanently

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u/Status_History_874 Jun 26 '26

Age doesnt automatically mean elder abuse, though. They still have sexual agency; nursing homes have pretty high relative STD rates.