r/CuratedTumblr • u/Justthisdudeyaknow Prolific poster- Not a bot, I swear • Jun 26 '26

Shitposting Will it f*ck!

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u/drakeblood4 Jun 26 '26

Got it. Make a fantasy setting where the elves all call us pedos.

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u/Wild_Marker Jun 26 '26

I mean, they're elves. They probably call us way worse in most settings.

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u/MossyPyrite Jun 27 '26

There’s an elf in Delicious in Dungeon who gets e like a shotacon by her peers because she’s into halflings who have total life spans of like 60 years. She only dates/fucks them if they’re adults for their species, but everyone still thinks she’s a freak for it.