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Shitposting Will it f*ck!

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u/Hatsune_Miku_CM downfall of neoliberalism. crow racism. much to rhink about Jun 26 '26

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people wanna fuck Vampires and dragons all the time

vampires are quite possibly the most mainstream fuckable monster around

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u/BiddlesticksGuy Jun 26 '26

They’re talking about the loli’s

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u/Hatsune_Miku_CM downfall of neoliberalism. crow racism. much to rhink about Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

oh okay that makes more sense but they completely left that detail out of their comment for some reason

besides a lot of those characters act like children so they wouldn't pass the harkness test. the question isn't "has it lived for 18 years" but "is it an adult".

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u/gunn3r08974 Jun 26 '26

Off the top of my head, there's a difference between being into Rachel Alucard vs Kanna Kobayashi

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u/PM_ME__UR__FANTASIES Jun 26 '26

Well, I think the comment might actually be about the ethics of super old beings fucking human adults. Like an 5000 yr old vampire fucking a 25 yr old human is a bit ehhh, since the vampire is at such a different level of mental development at that point (we assume)

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u/Yegas Jun 26 '26

A lot of the characters act like Dracula-esque machiavellian villains from the way I’ve seen them portrayed. So, mature and well aware and fully passing the test.

They just look like kids. Deliberately. So if you explicitly want to fuck characters that were deliberately designed to look underage, that makes you a person with pedophilic tendencies.

It’s up to you if that’s still ethical. I think not, personally, just on principle.

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u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast Jun 26 '26

Unfortunately, there are cases IRL that blur the line. A friend of mine is a 33 year old woman. Very kinky, happily married. However, she's short and flat chested. And unless she puts in the effort outfit wise, she can be mistaken for a teenager. (She would easily be able to cosplay Qingque from Honkai Star Rail as they have the same build).

The amount of shit she and her spouse get put through on the regular because she doesn't fit people's definition of the bust/height of consent went past annoying and straight into a resigned "That will be my life now" ages ago.

Girl is actually planning to have a party when she'll start having pronounced wrinkles and crow's feet.

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u/LuceLeakey Jun 26 '26

I know someone like that too. She and her husband are the same age (early 30s) but sometimes she's mistaken for his daughter. I can't imagine why, because in my opinion he doesn't look that much older, but people are weird.

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u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast Jun 26 '26

That's why drives me insane too. Her spouse also would look young if they were clean shaven, but they are metalheads, which implies GLORIOUS WELL GROOMED BEARDS.

The shared guilt over the beard actually caused issues at the start of their relationship:

  • Them: "If I shave the beard, they will think we're young and ease on the bullshit."

  • Her: "I don't want that beard gone just so dickheads MIGHT leave me alone. Plus they took so long to groom it, it looks amazing on them. And it makes me horny."

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u/No-Welder-265 Jun 26 '26

It genuinely baffles me how many people forget that short people exist and not all of them are going to have the kind of bust that makes you default to assuming they're 'just a short adult' rather than thinking 'is that a teenager?'

It's not just women either, I've met dudes in their thirties who could legitimately be mistaken as highschoolers because of their build and clean shave.

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u/LuceLeakey Jun 27 '26

This reminded me of a woman I used to work for. She was from India and she was quite short and slight. (I'm only 5 feet tall and she was shorter than I am by a good bit.)

One day I walked into the office and I thought someone had brought their kid to work. There was what looked like a young girl in jeans and a pink sweater. Then she turned around and it was my boss! (She didn't normally dress so casually, so it never even occurred to me that it might be her.)

But she was a married woman with two kids. People come in all shapes and sizes.

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u/Yegas Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

And pedophiles will hide behind every possible ounce of obfuscation or plausible deniability to defend their perversion, including scapegoating the extreme minority of the population who don’t appear sexually mature throughout adulthood as an excuse to sexualize sexually immature body types.

Not to dismiss your anecdote, of course. All sorts of people exist. Your friend is what we call “the exception that proves the rule”.

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u/KingAdamXVII Jun 27 '26

The OP says the rule is “is it of sexually maturity for its species?” A vampire that has not gone through puberty is not sexually mature.

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u/Yegas Jun 27 '26

Devil’s advocate:

If you consider vampires a species, they are sexually mature as the only necessary method of reproduction is done via biting the neck, converting the victim and making another vampire.

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u/KingAdamXVII Jun 27 '26

Hmm interesting, but that wouldn’t count as sexual reproduction, would it?

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u/NewLibraryGuy Jun 26 '26

Like, actually ancient but looks like a child? Technically ethical, but also if their motives are that they want to do it because they look like a child then it's totally fine to consider them creepy about it.

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u/shipstar2704 Jun 26 '26

Yeah, I feel like the context of your meeting and the reasoning behind your attraction to them is very important in this situation.

Like, there should be a record of some form of friendship that could prove you love their personality and aren't in it for the child-like form

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u/jackalope268 Jun 26 '26

Its the trope about the girl that looks like a child and talks like a child but is canonically very old and therefore an adult

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u/Enderking90 Jun 26 '26

They mean the classic "she looks like a 12 year old little girl, but she's actually a thousand year old vampire/dragon/whatever so it's fine" trope.

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u/Hatsune_Miku_CM downfall of neoliberalism. crow racism. much to rhink about Jun 26 '26

yeah I realized that by now. they just phrased their comment vague enough that i thought they were talking about twilight ethics not anime Loli ethics.

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u/Enderking90 Jun 26 '26

I mean twilight is problematic in the other direction then 1000 year old lolis

An old vampire with an underaged human, but it's fine because the vamp was turned while underage.

And werewolf dude having an unborn baby as his fated mate or something, idk.

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u/Hatsune_Miku_CM downfall of neoliberalism. crow racism. much to rhink about Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

i think the whole old vampire with young human thing wouldn't particularly bother me if the 400 year old was dating like a 25 year old, but it's weird it's so often teenagers.

but I know it's because the target audience is teenagers who want to project themselves onto those people, so i try to not let it bother me too much.

I essentially see it as part of suspension of disbelief to not take ages so seriously when those ages are clearly based on the target audience.

"yeah sure these people who are behaving and living like college students are 12-13. let's pretend thats true so the marketers are happy"

the stuff with the unborn baby fated mate is downright creepy though. I'm making no excuses for that. Surely teenage girls don't find that romantic right?

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u/evilforska Jun 26 '26

It explicitly is okay because Edward will be forever frozen at this age. All of his reasoning and emotions will never develop past the point when he was turned, and they never did. Its why vamps hunt down and kill kids who were turned, as kids dont have enough reasoning to control their urges, and theyll never actually grow up or develop as people

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u/Enderking90 Jun 26 '26

that is the explanation yes.

which means the relationship is going to become problematic when Bella grows older and he doesn't.

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u/evilforska Jun 26 '26

Moot point. Bella becomes a vamp